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Exit sign manufacturers are reporting a shortage of the stencils needed to create the signs. In the meantime, price increases for the signs have become an exit stencil reality.

 
 
 

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

 
 
 

My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.

 
 
 

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

 
 
 

With certain cashiers, things are slow to register.

 
 
 
 

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

 
 
 

On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history. (Happy birthday to the person who likes MechWarriors, I mean Gundam. :P )

 
 
 

Dissatisfied with the lack of thoroughness in the demolition of the old tavern, he got into the bulldozer himself and razed the bar to a new level.

 
 
 

The invention of dynamite sure was ground breaking.

 
 
 

I have a pebble that looks like a pick. I keep it for rock music.

 
 
 

I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.

 
 
 

I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me. (Thanks for all the birthday wishes! :D )

 
 
 

If children were allowed to dig for coal, would they still be miners? (Also it's my birthday)

 
 
 

Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?

 
 
 

Eve showed up one morning wearing flowers instead of a fig leaf. She was the first woman to wear bloomers.

 
 
 
 

When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted.

 
 
 

I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.

 
 
 

The trailer for the movie was produced without a hitch!

 
 
 

I saw this guy walking into court, and he was carrying a large box. 10 minutes later he came out, it was a briefcase.

 
 
 

A man who rode in a carpool felt sick whenever they passed under a certain tunnel. His doctor diagnosed this as carpool tunnel syndrome.

 
 
 

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - and a pretty good spring and summer, too.

 
 
 

Undertakers usually have a grave attitude even if they are dying to get your business.

 
 
 

If someone fails doing the Heimlich, is it fair to say that he choked?

 
 


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

 
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