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When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.

 
 
 

Shopaholics never die, they just sale away.

 
 
 

Overheard in med school - "I learned about the colon through the process of elimination."

 
 
 

I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull.

 
 
 

I have problems with math but with chemistry, I have solutions.

 
 
 

I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have a point.

 
 
 

A taekwondo crime fighter needs a good sidekick.

 
 
 

The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars, becoming a significant underachiever.

 
 
 

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

 
 
 

A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theater, it was a bonding experience.

 
 
 

The farmer gave his chickens a bushel of feed, but they only took a peck.

 
 
 

While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic.

 
 
 

Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control? Of course - it goes without swaying!

 
 
 

Suitable advertising slogan for a fish packing plant: "Yes, we can!"

 
 
 

Why did the cook spill his soup? Because there was a leek in the pot.

 
 
 

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

 
 
 

The inept telegrapher was a weapon of Morse destruction.

 
 
 

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

 
 
 

I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.

 
 
 

Did you hear about the crab in financial difficulty? It was starting to feel the pinch.

 
 
 

When ancient wall sculptors were finished it was a relief.

 
 
 

Whenever the nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people.

 
 
 

Bugs have very diverse religious views, because they are all in sects.

 
 
 

Last week I was diagnosed with insomnia, and now I'm just so tired of it.

 
 
 

I'm very picky about my hair, so a strange barber just won't cut it.

 
 


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

 
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