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After a crap day at work. Here's a pun that helped cheer me up a bit: An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

 
 
 
 
 

I will never breakup with my gym, we just seem to workout.

 
 
 

My dog failed his driving test, he can't parallel bark.

 
 
 

SoulBow yet again being divisive with his Qtoids. Don't worry Dtoid. I would marry you all, cause you're all breathtaking. Not in the murder me to take my breath away type either.

 
 
 

After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element.

 
 
 

I think Torch owes someone some G-fuel, I mean Siege.

 
 
 
 

I have been shopping for a trailer. Every time I think I have found a good one, there is a hitch.

 
 
 

Tennis players can never find happiness. Love means nothing to them.

 
 
 
 

The meat market had a sale on mutton. It was real sheep.

 
 
 

When the Human Torch lost his superpowers, he was certainly put out.

 
 
 

It's gonna be an interesting night. It's Locke, Stock and two smoking grunts! Watch me, Frosty, Hypno, and Renaud hate ourselves when we play Halo 5. (Frosty is streaming: Twitch.tv/venturecrow) (I might as well too Twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus)

 
 
 

I saw a guy from Mortal Kombat at the store. I asked him what we was doing, and he told me he was Liu Kang.

 
 
 
 

If you all hurry you can watch me, frosty, hypno, and renaud play Halo multiplayer horribly and something something puns https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

 
 
 

I dug up a worm for fishing. It's the end of the line for him.

 
 
 

Playing some Halo 4 tonight with Frosty, Hypno, and Renaud. I have a feeling there will be a flood of team kills. Chief among them will be Renaud. Someone Locke him up and throw away the Keyes!

 
 
 

Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

 
 
 

Justice is best served cold. Because if it was served warm, it would be just water.

 
 
 

Today is Mom-umental for all those mothers out there! Happy Mothers Day!!!

 
 
 




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The Council: Episode 5: Checkmate"This one is dedicated to you, Soulbow"

 

Super Mario Maker 2"I miss the stylus"

 

Stranger Things 3: The Game"It's weird that this hit the Switch before a Netflix app, right?"

 

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Dr. Mario World"Dr. Feelgood microtransactions"

 
 
 

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There was a sudden thunderclap at about 02:20 this morning that sounded like a fucking nuke going It woke me up and for a split second I genuinely thought a nearby factory had It was

 
Riff Raff

#darksiders2

 
Keiichi Morisato

Been repping DRK from FFXIV

 
JcDent

Taking a peek at politics, it seems Britain now has its own Trump to lead it as well as appointing to the anti-Semitimism committee the guy who wrote a terrible pamphlet about Romani and Never change,

 
Plissken

Glad I don’t live in Madrid anymore! I remember the « squeaks » you hear while walking because your shoes get so hot that they start to be sticky lol

 
Zer0t0nin

retrospect, its not THAT weird to have people look at me

 
Immanuel

I am actor and i like my profession because i feel happy and enjoy during some of my friends are doing acting work for games but i just like to play video games in my free Zelda is my favorite actor in the game of legend of

 
Immanuel

I am actor and i like my profession because i feel happy and enjoy during some of my friends are doing acting work for games but i just like to play video games in my free Zelda is my favorite actor in the game of legend of

 
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A based company used to the anything goes legal system fails to enforce its predatory non-compete clause in Sweden

 
 

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