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He marketed his hula-hoop internationally because it was whirled wide.


Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.


Dreams of gold lead the gang to boron the safe at the chemical plant but when the copper arrived they felt out of their element and now they argon.


I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.


Those who aim torpedoes are always ready to press charges.


The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.


I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should expect atrophy.


Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money.


I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.


A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries.


The queen told the prince that he was a royal pain.


It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist, but I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.


The unveiling of the statue was a monumental occasion.


My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.


When the branding iron was invented, the cattle were very impressed.


A gymnast needs to eat a well balanced diet.


Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.


I went to a creepy dermatologist the other day. He made my skin crawl.


I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space.


I work in a sweater factory. It's a very clothes-knit community.


Gravity is studied a lot because it's a very attractive field.


As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.


Musical composers can use lots of Note paper.


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.