What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.

What do you call a sour orange that was late to school? Tarty!

Sailors like to seas opportunities

I don't really post personal stuff, but I want to give a shout out to Frosty, Dere, Hypno, Limo, Renaud, Nekkid, GM, Malthor, Prins, Matt. They really helped me out when I was in a bad way with a breakup. I love Dtoid. You all are like my family.

All these Halloween posts and costumes are driving me batty!

What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The Muenster Mash!

You know what gets my goat? El Chupacabra.

Frosty, Torchman, and I will be streaming that Gundam game shortly! https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

A bankrupt window installer felt the pane of shattered dreams.

What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

After playing a couple hours of Yakuza 0 last night, I'm thinking I might be a fan

I couldn't wait til tomorrow soooo I'm streaming now, haha Hey all! I'm gonna stream Yakuza 0 tomorrow about 3 EST if anyone is interested! I've never played a Yakuza game, so we'll see how it goes! https://twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

Cartoonist found dead in his home, details are sketchy.

Saw this today: Glass coffins, will they be popular? Remains to be seen!

I heard the Rock got married. I sure hope they don't let their marriage erode over time.

A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution.

My addition to #bikeporntoid (Pic in the comments)

Hi, my name is Gus and I have an addiction with downloading PS4 Themes. #ConfessionToid

An author who wrote from his basement had a best cellar.

It's time to see our very own Torch play Siege! And die er um be a team player! Tune in here! https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

#LockscreenToid

After a crap day at work. Here's a pun that helped cheer me up a bit: An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

I don't like puns. #Heresytoid

A real life interaction with a friend