I dug up a worm for fishing. It's the end of the line for him.
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Playing some Halo 4 tonight with Frosty, Hypno, and Renaud. I have a feeling there will be a flood of team kills. Chief among them will be Renaud. Someone Locke him up and throw away the Keyes!
Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Justice is best served cold. Because if it was served warm, it would be just water.
Today is Mom-umental for all those mothers out there! Happy Mothers Day!!!
There is a haunted AC unit at my work. It's been giving everyone the chills!
Happy birthday, Torch!
Today I spotted an albino dalmatian. Now everyone will be able to tell it's a dalmatian.
When I lived on the coast I consulted the tide charts every day. I liked to keep up on current events.
#SelfieToid
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
I once had an ex girlfriend put on a sexy cop uniform, so she arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.
I was released after a quick trial due to lack of evidence.
I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.
Had a riot with Frosty playing Halo last night. I was in tears because I was laughing so hard. 10/10 would play exploding grunts again
My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
People say I know a lot about folk tales but that's just a myth.
Need you? Need you? What makes you think I need you, Shawn?!
Happy birthday Zer0tonin! I'm atonin' for missing a sweet pun that someone beat me to. Hope your bday is awesome!
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
Whoever named the penny, nickel, dime and quarter literally coined these terms.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
The soup was so bad it was gruel and unusual punishment.
It's a Blue Moon kinda day.
About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013
A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.
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What’s this? A Cblog from Gus? Yes, I know. An extremely rare cblog from me. Love it. Embrace it. FEEL IT. COME ALONG THE FEELS JOURNEY. The reason for this blog today is talk to you about your first real video game. That one gam...