I tried picking up Fallen Order again after I stopped playing for a while. As the ever wise Gandalf once said: "I have no memory of this place."

Someone say #caturday?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money? The prawn broker

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”

My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Didn't make the fan favorite, oh well. Thank you all who tuned in to support me and Zombie, Taterchimp and Shattersparkz! You all are amazing!!!

Didn't make the fan favorite, oh well. Thank you all who tuned in to support me and Zombie! You all are amazing!!!

If anybody is interested in voting for the fan favorites for the so you think you can stream comp here's the link: https://eglive.typeform.com/to/GfWPetdE

Zombie and I made it to the semi finals of So You Think You Can Stream competition! Semis start the 17th of August!

Dang. I'm super proud of Zombie. He knocked his audition out of the park! Currently sits at the top of the leader-board and I hope he makes it into the next round!

Be sure to support zombie as his audition for the "So You Think You Can Stream" is today at 9 PM EST. Vote at twitch.tv/destructoid!

Hey everyone! The next streaming dtoid competition is rapidly approaching (August 2nd is the start date), and I'd love to see if more people from here sign up! You can stream pretty much whatever! Deets in the comments!

Have a P A W Sitive day

L o o k

I got a three foot long ruler at a yard sale.

Smokey decrees today is a day of rest.

Happy birthday, Frosty and NinjaSpeed!

Playing some dead by daylight if anyone wants to stop by https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

14 hours in game later, I finished Alien Isolation and promptly uninstalled, cause I hate horror/suspense games.

if anyone cares to take a gander I'm starting part 5 of my run through of Alien Isolation. twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus