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I made jambalaya for dinner tonight. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out! Also went shopping yesterday and a bunch of other stuff.


 
 
 

Far Cry 5’s level editor is absolutely fantastic. I’m working on a map right now and the level of detail you can get it nuts.

 
 
 

Trying out the Vault Boy mug I got for my birthday yesterday! It’s really comfortable to hold and you can put a shit-ton of coffee in it. 10/10


 
 
 
 

Just curious, who here has Warframe for PC specifically?

 
 
 

I just want to take a moment to wish my buddy Vxxy a happy birthday! Twenty-nine years of being a huge cinnamon roll, and hopefully many more.

 
 
 

My copy of the Fallout board game finally arrived at my local tabletop gaming shop! A much longer wait than if I had gotten it online or at GameStop, but well worth it to support the old dude and his wife that own the place. Great coffee, too.


 
 
 

Is it too late for “two truths, one lie”? 1. The Super Mario Bros movie is unironically one of my favorite movies ever 2. I once farted so loudly in elementary school that my teacher contacted my parents 3. I once won $25 from a scratch off lottery ti

 
 
 

Is it too late for “two truths, one lie”? 1. The Super Mario Bros movie is unironically one of my favorite movies ever 2. I once farted so loudly in elementary school that my teacher contacted my parents 3. I once won $25 from a scratch off lottery ti

 
 
 

Hell yeah. My STALKER Clear Sky patch got here from Poland two days early in all its bootleg, typo’d glory!


 
 
 

I’m going to be honest. I don’t even play or have much interest in the Splatoon franchise, but I’m 100% going to grab the Pearl and Marina amiibo because they’re easily some of my favorite Nintendo character designs ever.

 
 
 

Wish some of you qpost guys/gals wandered into the Discord server more often, but I get that real-time text chat isn't for everyone. Although even stopping by every once in a blue moon would be welcome. <3 you guys.

 
 
 
 

Quick question: Are there any regulars from Russia here?

 
 
 

Also since I'm kinda back now and it seems to occasionally cause confusion, I'm Carp AKA TheAngriestCarp AKA Matt (Carp) AKA Marp AKA Carl.

 
 
 
 

I'm torn on Destiny 2. On one hand, I'm absolutely adoring the game. The story, the gameplay loop, the exploration, the guns, even the quasi-MMO thing. But on the other I realize I'd almost definitely be disappointed if I hadn't gotten it for free.

 
 
 

Heads up, this is Matt from the Discord (formerly TheAngriestCarp). I'm going to be coming back for a month or so as a trial run now that I've got the majority of the personal shit I was going through sorted out. Kinda nervous about it, but we'll see.

 
 
 

I'd just like to take this moment to come back from the dead and wish NeoTurbo a happy birthday. Make sure to give him some love for me.

 
 
 
 

I'm temporarily back from the dead to say that it would be a very nice feature to be able to properly block users & posts containing certain tags in qposts. Would make it easier to browse in public without fear of borderline porn or day-themed spam

 
 
 

I'd like to thank everyone for the lovin' with #Carptoid, and while I'm not entirely sure what I did to deserve it, I want you all to know that you've all found a spot in my folder of images I keep in case I need a pick-me-up.

 
 
 

Can you please stop with the autoplaying ad for the Dtoid YouTube show? On mobile it messes with my music and it's pretty tiresome.

 
 
 
 


About Matt I Guessone of us since 4:09 PM on 04.10.2013

Fun, outgoing, friendly, active. None of these words describe me. Everyone's least favorite IRL Garbage Pail Kid.
 
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