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My copy of the Fallout board game finally arrived at my local tabletop gaming shop! A much longer wait than if I had gotten it online or at GameStop, but well worth it to support the old dude and his wife that own the place. Great coffee, too.


 
 
 

Is it too late for “two truths, one lie”? 1. The Super Mario Bros movie is unironically one of my favorite movies ever 2. I once farted so loudly in elementary school that my teacher contacted my parents 3. I once won $25 from a scratch off lottery ti

 
 
 

Is it too late for “two truths, one lie”? 1. The Super Mario Bros movie is unironically one of my favorite movies ever 2. I once farted so loudly in elementary school that my teacher contacted my parents 3. I once won $25 from a scratch off lottery ti

 
 
 

Hell yeah. My STALKER Clear Sky patch got here from Poland two days early in all its bootleg, typo’d glory!


 
 
 

I’m going to be honest. I don’t even play or have much interest in the Splatoon franchise, but I’m 100% going to grab the Pearl and Marina amiibo because they’re easily some of my favorite Nintendo character designs ever.

 
 
 

Wish some of you qpost guys/gals wandered into the Discord server more often, but I get that real-time text chat isn't for everyone. Although even stopping by every once in a blue moon would be welcome. <3 you guys.

 
 
 
 

Quick question: Are there any regulars from Russia here?

 
 
 

Also since I'm kinda back now and it seems to occasionally cause confusion, I'm Carp AKA TheAngriestCarp AKA Matt (Carp) AKA Marp AKA Carl.

 
 
 
 

I'm torn on Destiny 2. On one hand, I'm absolutely adoring the game. The story, the gameplay loop, the exploration, the guns, even the quasi-MMO thing. But on the other I realize I'd almost definitely be disappointed if I hadn't gotten it for free.

 
 
 

Heads up, this is Matt from the Discord (formerly TheAngriestCarp). I'm going to be coming back for a month or so as a trial run now that I've got the majority of the personal shit I was going through sorted out. Kinda nervous about it, but we'll see.

 
 
 

I'd just like to take this moment to come back from the dead and wish NeoTurbo a happy birthday. Make sure to give him some love for me.

 
 
 
 

I'm temporarily back from the dead to say that it would be a very nice feature to be able to properly block users & posts containing certain tags in qposts. Would make it easier to browse in public without fear of borderline porn or day-themed spam

 
 
 

I'd like to thank everyone for the lovin' with #Carptoid, and while I'm not entirely sure what I did to deserve it, I want you all to know that you've all found a spot in my folder of images I keep in case I need a pick-me-up.

 
 
 

Can you please stop with the autoplaying ad for the Dtoid YouTube show? On mobile it messes with my music and it's pretty tiresome.

 
 
 
 
 

Well I can safely say, at the official half point of the year, that 2017's been pretty shitty for me so far. But I'm hanging in, and that's about all I can do. Just focusing on the little things helps more than possibly imaginable. Also heavily drinking.

 
 
 

I feel like I may have broken your quote bot, because almost all of mine have been legitimately inspirational.


 
 
 

Why can't I hold all these DS games? These bad boys just arrived today. Three down, and I still have more coming.


 
 
 

Is formatting for the site broken on mobile for anyone else right now? I can only see a small bit of the site at any given time.

 
 
 

Buying a bunch of OG DS games has really hammered home how great a selection of games it had compared to Nintendo's newer consoles. More shovelware too, but goddamn there are some truly overlooked classics here. I don't think I'll ever get rid of my DS.

 
 
 

Big thanks to Inquisitive Ravenclaw and Vxxy for the copies of Nekopara. My younger brother was planning on buying them with his birthday money, so I activated them on his account and left the Steam window open for when he wakes up. Hope he's surprised.

 
 


About Matt I Guessone of us since 4:09 PM on 04.10.2013

Fun, outgoing, friendly, active. None of these words describe me. Everyone's least favorite IRL Garbage Pail Kid.
 
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