Downwell launched on iOS back in the heady mists of four months ago, and wow did it have performance issues if you had anything other than a top of the range device. The frame rate was about as smooth as Helena Bonham-Carter's thighs...

The Nuzlocke Challenge is a thing on Youtube at the moment. The rules are simple: You pick any Pokemon game. You may only accept the first Pokemon encountered in each location. You must name all your Pokemon. And when a Pokemon faints, that...

Ever heard of Markiplier? AKA "The King of Five Nights At Freddy's?" This game made him cry. Not "I want my mummy" crying either. He calmly removed the Oculus from his head with silent tears running down his face and said "I can't do this a...

"Hey, Tony the Tiger, I want to see if you have stripes under those shorts!" Said no-one, ever. Only this is the internet, so they did, on Twitter, at Kellogs' official account, and now the people who make the Tony the Tiger cartoons know t...

Well, it's that time of year again.  Here's a simple, bullet pointed list to (probably) everything you need to know in order to hold a conversation with the tragic man-child who still likes teh wrestling in your life. (S...

Why hello there, Mr. Ornstein.  No, there's no need to look confused. I'm sure you don't remember me. After all, why would you? I'm nothing special. No doubt I'm no different to the thousands of luckless undead on their way through...

Hey, everyone! Royal Rumble this Sunday! It'll be rubbish, won't it? Unless they book it like I think they should, because I know better. Also, some Power Rangers THING, so it's semi-on-topic.

When my beloved Android pocket rocket the Nexus 5 suffered death by pavement this week, I had two choices. Upgrade to the slimline, pureblood Nexus 6, or climb back onto the gas-guzzling ponderous juggernaut that is the Galaxy series. ...

You know it's going to happen. Sooner or later. Like a comet that passes perilously close to the earth every five years or so, Donald Trump will remember that video games exist again. That's going to be bad times for all concerned.&n...

Ever had one of those IMDB binges where you just keep clicking the names to see how deep the rabbit hole goes? The kind that ends up with something like OMG MAX FROM PHANTOM 2040 IS MINSC FROM BALDUR'...

There's something I need to get off my chest. There is no Silent Hill pachinko machine. Look at it. There's a picture of the thing, right up there. Does it look like a pachinko machine to you? Do you see any balls? No. It's a slot...

So Konami has disposed of all its best talent so that it can concentrate on mobile games, because that's where the money is now? Well, they do say revenge is a dish best served cold. Last year, Japanese companies were hit by ...

<> Because I think we all need it right now. In the words of Tom McRae on Twitter this morning: In the war on mediocrity, we didn't just lose a general. We lost the commander in chief.

By now you've probably been well informed by multiple sources that Tap My Katamari is a great big turd topped with mustard (it's FRENCH mustard). I'm three days in, and it occurred to me that it presents a good opportunity to look at...

Take the aesthetic of Ed McMillen's Time Fcuk, the sense of humour of Michael Todd's Electronic Super Joy and the mock cathode ray tube schtick of Kung Fury Street Rage, and then make it co-op (and free) and you might just have the next ind...

We like Twitter, enough of us for there to be over three hundred million users. Business likes Twitter, enough to have given the company nearly one and a half billion in revenue in 2014. The media likes Twitter, to the point that "...

It's slowing! The beast is finally slowing! According to Kotaku, early reports (read: what 4chan/v/ says) is that the next 'Screed game, apparently set in Egypt and producing under the working title AC Empire, could be out as ...

You're looking at Samsung's new fridge. That's not a decal on the right, by the way, it's a GIANT FREAKING TABLET BUILT RIGHT INTO THE DOOR. The idea is that it syncs up with the phone of everyone in the...