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Going to a wedding today and it’s also 4/20. Doobies (Check), flask (Check), stack of singles for tipping bar tender at the open bar (Check). An apology prepared in advance for my wife tomorrow (Check).


 
 
 

After years of peace from the Lizard People pretending to be a humans at my work, I have encountered a new scourge. An actual Energy Vampire on my team. More to come.


 
 
 

I know 4/20 is 2 days away, but I’ve had a shitty month, so I’m starting early.


 
 
 

Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Oh shit, he looks old.

 
 
 

Get to work and I encounter this when starting up my client issued PC. Went and took a 30 minute dump and still see the below. I’m charging the time of my dump and coffee break to their time.


 
 
 

This is me driving home after working a 12 hour day of hell, where I will eat dinner, go straight to bed, knowing that tomorrow will be more of the same.


 
 
 

For the first time in a very long time, I’m not getting a tax refund. Matter of fact, I have to pay the government a substantial amount more. Apparently, this is my award for working my ass off to get a raise and promotion. Total horse shit.


 
 
 

I made the wife a double Moscow Mule. I'm either getting lucky or she's going to pass out on the couch, leaving the whole bed to myself. Either way, I win.


 
 
 

You know what doesn't have pesticides in it? Bacon. Therefore, bacon is better for you than kale.


 
 
 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Hope you all get lit, one way, or another. I know I will.


 
 
 
 

I booted up Destiny 2 last night after a three month hiatus. I played for 3 hours.


 
 
 

Let's go ahead and desecrate an ancient Mayan cave that's called an ‘opening to the underworld’ that's been untouched for 1,000 YEARS. What can possibly go wrong?


 
 
 

I’ve been on a conference call for over 2 hours.


 
 
 

I had a little free time during lunch, so I decided to create this superior version to Amazon's lame commercial. You're welcome.



 
 
 

I’m a believer that alcohol is the cause and solution to all my problems. Cold coming on? Fix it with a Hot Toddy.


 
 
 
 

I smashed my thumb with a hammer yesterday. It hurt so much afterwards that I couldn't get any gaming in. Still hurts as hell today. These are the hazards of home ownership.


 
 
 

I was inexplicably overjoyed to find a bowl of hard butterscotch candies at the reception area in my office. I have officially become an old man.


 
 
 

I wonder how many false sticks were grabbed?


 
 
 

Just in case anyone was wondering what it’s like raising two girls.


 
 
 

INFORMAL POLL TIME: Name a movie you loved from your childhood that did not age well, but still love today nonetheless.


 
 
 

For Valentine’s Day, my daughter gave me a pedicure. I chose the color.


 
 
 

Will Smith as Genie reminds me of the time I dropped bad acid in college and had a terrifying 8 hour trip... but worse.


 
 
 

My wife and daughters are going to be home tomorrow because of the impending weather. I think I’ll go to the office.


 
 


About SpielerDadone of us since 5:24 PM on 02.08.2013

I'm just a dad writing about games, technology, movies, and geeky stuff that tickles my fancy.

A little background:
- I'm the youngest of two children with one older sister.

- I'm first generation American as my parents were born in Italy.

- Married to a wonderful wife and have two amazing daughters who makes me laugh, smile, cry, and scream every day.

- Hobbies include exercise, reading, writing, sci-fi, film, and of course, video games.




 
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