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Dtoid PAX Through The Years

I consider myself blessed to have attended PAX every year that Dtoid has been there. It's always the most fun, crazy, and badass weekend of the year. Today, I thought it'd be nice to take a look at just how much bigger we've gotten through ...


Let's take a look at my first ever C-blog post.

Bored, and at work, the lonely Toneman takes a trip down memory lane. He hearkens back to the days when the C-blog was just a baby. Back when there were no newfags posting useless shit. Back...to the year 2007. Seriously, I often get nosta...


A Special Message to Nick Chester

Dear Nick, Your fellow Dtoiders and good friends at Bowtie Cat played Rock Band 3 at PAX this year. But we felt that something was missing. And it made us sad. <3 -Toneman


PAX 2010 Memories

PAX has once again come and gone. And once again, it was the best weekend of my life. This was my fourth PAX and it ranks up there with the best of them. It was awesome to see everyone again, and sad thinking about who wasn't there (cough...


Happy Birthday!

I came to this site in August of 2006. Just 6 months after it was created. It's been great to see such an awesome site grow and change over the years. I hope that this site remains just as awesome for years to come and eventually takes ov...


I miss Nex.

I recently went back through the Dtoid archives to reminisce and I found this little gem. Easily the greatest overused Destructoid image of all time. Thank you, Nex.


Happy Birthday Cutie Honey!

Congrats to Cutie Honey for turning 21! As a celebration, members of Pacific Dick will be taking our Asian friend to Ground Kontrol to get drunk and play Rock Band. Videos to follow hopefully. Join me in wishing Cutie Honey a happy 21st. H...


Bungie's New Game Is.....Halo 3?

Bungie today released a teaser for one of their projects. The video showed New Mombasa being hit by tons of Covenant drop pods. The camers flickers and and the text, "Halo 3, Prepare to drop," appears. Perhaps a Halo 3 expansion? Only Bun...


New Phantasy Star Game Coming to DS

The newest Famitsu shows that everyone's favorite handheld system is getting it's own Phantasy Star game. The DS version of the popular series will be called Phantasy Star Zero. this new game could have been spawned by the popularity of the...


PAX Swag Get!

I just got back from PAX about 1 hour ago. I can honestly say that it was the best weekend of my life. Not only did I get to play some amazing games that will soon make me poorer, but more importantly I met 100+ of the coolest people I will...


FUCK YEAH! [email protected] For PSP Announced.

Not many people know this but I have a bit of an obsession with The [email protected] Ever since the original Xbox 360 game was announced I've been dreaming of the day that I'll get to play it. However, Namco Bandai has remained adamant about n...


The MGO Expansion Fiasco

As many people are aware, the first Metal Gear Online expansion came out yesterday. Or, at least it did for some people. If you were one of the thousands that attempted to purchase said expansion chances are you didn't get it. Konami stil...


Relive Your Childhood, Pokémon Cards At Burger King

Remember the good old days when everyone you knew played the Pokemon card game? No? Well then you're too fucking old, damnit. For those of you that are cool and played the Pokemon card game I've got some good news for you. Burger King want...


You Got Your Dtoid In My Rock Band

I just read Teta's post about his awesome Dtoid shirts in Rock Band and it reminded me of something I made in Rock Band. Check it out. Mr. Destructoid: His axe: Mr. Destructoid with his axe: I actually made him a looooooooong time ago, ...


Behold! The Best Shirt In The World!

About 3 months ago I came up with an awesome idea for PAX. I decided to design a shirt that, when wearing it, would let everyone would know who I am instantly. So 2 weeks ago I followed through with the plan and last week, my shirt arrived...


Toneman's Time Portal: June 29th...er 30th

Last time we looked at Terry Bogard's Day out and lolled. Today we're going to do things a little different. Since I'm late, hurr hurr, we're looking at what I blogged about 1 year ago yesterday! Don't ask why I didn't do it yesterday, I ev...


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Kingdom Hearts III Re Mind"This is how you Re Mind me of what I really am"


Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot"Previously on...Your Childhood"


Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: Rise of the Phoenix"A lukewarm pot of gumbo, chere"


SuperMash"We're using the GOOD potatoes"


Wattam"'So I just did me some talking to the sun'"


MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries"Mech, mech, goose"


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Playin around with a new character, was gonna spend time practicing skintones but, Dr Who discussion distracted me

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