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Considering my cell took the spot that 200 million other cells were fighting for, I consider the rest of my life to be a success! Photo credit: Sad Brick


Was having trouble justifying buying Imortal Redneck for Switch, so I drank a bunch of whiskey. Problem solved, thanks whiskey!


Anyone have any thoughts on Everspace? It's half off until the end of the day, and I'm toying with the idea of picking it up, but it's coming out for switch soon...


Near by construction has diverted traffic down my street. Man, I wish I still had my paintball gun...


I highly recommend against growing up, it's way overrated


I bought, and played gtav for the first time today


Just discovered iPhones don't have a timed / delayed text option. I use it all the time...


METROID PRIME 4 IS STOOPID, FANBOYS BE SUCKAS I haven't played it, but Metroid Prime 4 is a terrible game, just look at this trailer. No shooting, no metroidvaning, not even crawling. Why ruin what made the series dope? Shit, 4s not even a prime number...


We should get a contest going to see who can guess which previous contributer / member it is


Not looking for any condolences, but I needlessly lost someone today. There is always someone to talk to, and life can always offer something better, or at the very least, different. If you need help, just ask, if you know someone who might, check on them


It's often that the simplest birthdays are the best birthdays


So my kid had a blowout today. It literally went everywhere. when I was cleaning her up she put her hand in it, and then put her hand on my destructoid shirt. I guess you could say today was her first shitpost on destructoid. I'm so proud! Pic unrelate


If someone is too friendly, too helpful, too enthusiastic I'm all


When I was a kid I spent way too much time thinking about how to make my own grappling hook arm


just finished, and highly recommended


I finally got around to watching The Last Jedi, I wonder what people on the internet think about it...


Community shout out to Gus TT Showbiz, because he's, so damn punny


Very tempted by the I am Setsuna eshops sale, 50% off makes it $20 Any thoughts?


Big Trouble in Little China is the best movie ever made. If you don't agree, please feel free to explain why you are wrong in the comments


I just upvoted a comment that was made over a year ago. Am I Upvotebot? I'm, so confused...


About kevlarmonkeyone of us since 11:14 PM on 12.15.2012

I refuse to engage in irrational conversations with self righteous fanatics.

Also, I like pie