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Something on the internet might last forever, but that doesn't mean people will care forever.


Every year we talk about what food we enjoy going into our bodies, but this Thanksgiving 2022 let's talk about which food we most enjoyed coming out of our bodies.


Pokemon: Harlot would look a lot better if it was made by Santa Monica Studios.


"The moment Kratos reveals he is actually a leprechaun" Damn it YouTube, the name of your videos are spoilers!


"I just started slamming buttons and wondered to myself 'Is this actually what I'm suppose to be doing?' and then the game goes 'Yea, that was right.'" Some Kingdom Hearts 3 vibes right there.


Still think they should have remade 0 before 4.


Am I the smartest man alive? Probably not, but I reckon I'm in the top 5 billion.


Update: I got my $19.99 from Sony. They got lucky, cause we (all of us) were about to march on 25 Madison Avenue, New York. And if that didn't work, we would march on Sony City in Minato, Japan!


Buy DLC for PS5. Doesn't work. Ask support. Advice doesn't work. Google it. Turns out Sony has a lot of DLC problems. Fudge it, try to get refund. Support AI keeps closing chat after circle logic questions, won't contact agent. Call. No agents, call later


I almost forgot to link my spooky fanfic. No idea what the joke is suppose to be and and I was probably highly intoxicated while writing it. https://www.destructoid.com/--513571.phtml#post


How did OW2 Battle Pass make us miss Loot Boxes?


More like Resident Evil Pillage...my wallet. You can view that in third person.


More like Resident Evil 4: Whoops We Forgot the Laser Sight


More like Silent Hill: Ascend Kojima's Foot into Konami's Ass. More like Silent Hill: Everyone Else is Doing a Remake 2. More like Silent Hill: Downfall. More like Silent Hill Movie 3: We're only do this cause RE does


More like Silent Hill Press F for Konami. Kojima left some big dick boots to fill on his way out.


If Elon Musk had the ability to stay off Twitter, he'd be a top contender for the Wario role.


I am using the best Australian gene splicing to combine a Roo and a Drop Bear into a Kangoila. They Will be Prime Minister in the future.


Pico De Gallo is not a good substitute for lube.


Pico De Gallo is not a good substitute for lube.


Gandalf the White knocks on your door with his crack pipe and asks to borrow $20 because his Horse ran out of gas and he needs to get to a City that is 58 miles away. What do you do?


I think MW2 might have been off about Russia's military capabilities.


Let's all "Pokemon Go" drink bleach, Gamers!


About Boxed Swineone of us since 2:59 PM on 12.11.2012

Three things you need to know about me:

1. I'm down for whatever
2. I'm not always down for whatever
3. Third thing