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If you're reading this you are already seduced.


Live-action Bleach? Alright Netflix, let's go on a spiritual journey.


Someone shot at Dr. Disrespect's house twice in a week? This guy has one hell of a life.


When trying to flirt with a Troll woman, do not say "Tiki tiki, touch my PP." She will probably use Voodoo to shrink your head.


Grave Shift Security Guard Study Guide (GSSGSG)

Hot fudge sundae with nuts! Are you ready to learn how to become a Grave Shift Security Guard? God have pity on your poor soul. You're about to enter a job that will make lines at the DMV seem fun. Sit down, listen up, and hit me baby ...


Now I am the exotic hotness that is a Blood Troll!


Beware the Ides of March, but what do you have to worry about in September?


How salty should your boogers be?


Time to turn on the Nintendo Witch. That's not a typo, I'm going to play some hocus POKE-us. If you catch my drift.


I hate having to get cash from the ATM. If only there was a way to print money at home...


At the end of this expansion it will be revealed that all Old Gods serve an Outer God named Buzz'ov the Bee.


WoW didn't crash on me today? I didn't sign up for this crap!


Doom Eternal looks like the game your evangelical camp counselor warned your parents would turn their little angel into a satanic serial killer.


The Nintendo Switch rose from the ashes of the console wars. Its crusade to port mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present.


Nintendo: *Makes games with Waluigi in them. No one cares* Nintendo: *Makes a game without Waluigi. Jimmies are rustled*


Play Battle of Lordaeron as Horde so you can protect the Abovercity!


When writing anything, even a blog on D-toid, save often.


I'm not against a brutal Sylvanas, I just dont understand her motivation. And Blizzard be giving Horde players some major denial issues.


Rabbid Peach is the hottest video game character of all time.


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I am an Eldritch Horror from the interweb long forgotten. Beware as you enter the Palace of Swine!