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I just accidentally flushed the toilet twice. In sorry Whales, I'm fuck'n sorry!


I don't have an attitude, I just match energies...WITH THE SUN!


It doesn't matter if Schrodinger's cat is alive or dead or both or neither. What matters is that Schrodinger's cat is cat.


I'm probably being a fuddy-duddy when I say this, but I kinda hate DLC that lets you transmog your gear into goofy stuff. Here you are, ready to take down the ultimate evil with the squad, and some dude rolls up on a rubberduck mount and lollipop mace.


This is another mistake post. Please ignore.


No one probably noticed but me, but Netflix is no longer available on the Wii U. I can't get over the fact that YouTube, a service I don't pay for, continues to work fine.


"But whoever shall deny me a PS5, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." Your move Destructoid.


Destructoid, I was too naive to think you would just give away a PS5. There are so many throwaway accounts here that you'd be wasting your time/money. But I'm the real McCoy, I've been on this site for some time. Let the comments speak of my great deeds!


Idea: Destructoid contest where prize is PS5, but only person who is able to win is me. Is good idea.


Do not comment on this post. It was an accident. Just delete it, and let us forget about my mistake.


Found it on Reddit, needs more views.


Next time Destructoid enters my dream, there's going to be a fine.


Us true Flat Earthers must reject the notion the planet is flat and round like a disc, when it is square like a map. If you think otherwise you're no better than those who think the Earth is like a ball. *scoff*


I was a little disappointed in Taco Bell because Burger King made a better breakfast burrito, but their baja blast colada is pretty rad. I swear they're not paying me to post this.


Warning: Objects in mirror are more object than they appear.


Anyone who says white people food is bland obviously has never tried Corned Beef with boiled cabbage, potatoes and carrots. This shit is spicier than milk!


You just unknowing tried my mystery product. Please write a review in the comments.


"How the Grinch Stole Christmas" with Jim Carrey came out in 2000. In the film, the Grinch gives a random handful of Whos false jury summons. So the Whos have courts. Do they have prisons? Do they know murder? Is there a case of "Who killed Who?"


This is humorous post. An expression of laughter is required in the comments. This is mandatory. Have a nice day.


About Boxed Swineone of us since 2:59 PM on 12.11.2012

Three things you need to know about me:

1. I'm down for whatever
2. I'm not always down for whatever
3. Third thing