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Post your favorite Air Ride Machine from Kirby Air Ride.

Nintendo doesn't need to explain a Mario (Zelda, Metroid, Kirby, Pokémon) game in order to sell copies. But for Pikmin 4 they do. They should just be like "Okay fam, it's like gardening but with more casualties and we added a dog. Peace."

There's this Akira Toriyama art style that is popular amongst some fan favorite JRPGs that works really well in 2D, but amazingly looks like dry dog shit in 3D. Dragon Quest fans are like Pokémon fans, not happy but hopeful things get visually better.

Okay, but when is Nintendo going to announce the release date for "Tears for the Feardom"?

Someone replaced all my dopamine with ketamine. Uh-oh.

For @RLZ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause his company said he had to.

what makes you a bad person

The biggest lie is that the wooden puppet is named Pinocchio. That's the name of the mad scientist and scholars all agree the puppet should be referred to as "Pinocchio's Monster".

Sometimes I pee sitting down because I'm too tired to stand and I don't need everyone on this bus judging me. It's hard enough to drive without all these eyes on you.

Sheeeeeit.

Remember that episode of King of the Hill where Bobby is brainwashed by ants? What the fuck was that all about?

Just got back from the crazy doctor, turns out I'm very staple, very genius. 🧐

If all dogs go to heaven, where do hellhounds come from?

When you are DM and you know one of your players peeked ahead in the campaign.

If you're reading this you just got crabs.

In the original Star Wars: Battlefront 2 there is a game mode where you can fight an army of Wampas.

I struggle a lot with my self-image, truly. I've never been confident enough to post my face on Qtoid, but seeing the bravery of everyone else, I think it is time. The plastic surgery has just healed and I'm ready to show the world! #selftoid

I had a dream where someone offered me "fart-flavored gum" and out of curiosity I tried it. 10/10, tasted like fart.

This is more of a question for mods: What are the consequences of me posting an image of me tanning my taint, cheeks wide open? Two or three week ban? I want to be clear that I am not going to do that! And that if I did, it would not be sexual in nature.

Featureman and a minor back in 1973. That's what the video is about. Just giving a warning for anyone who wants or needs to avoid seeing a video like this because of past experiences.

All Luis needed was a green herb or first aid spray.

Would you trade all the money in your wallet for a weasel that farts testosterone on your breakfast eggs?

No fucking way. Bull. Shit.