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Tesla drivers are the new Prius drivers.


Left click to use Echo's right arm, right click to use Echo's left arm.


Residue Weevil Tres Remake

Coming to you this year ... Actually, already here. Residue Weevil Tres Remake. Jill Valentine is one bad-ass babe looking to break the glass ceiling and change what it means to be a woman working on the force. But things get a little ...


My whole life I sacrificed getting good grades so I could be decent at Video Games. And this is how I'm repaid?!


Coronavirus has finally broken through your quarantine. You run to the bathroom to save yourself, but you've forgotten two things: toilet paper and your smartphone. You can hold your breath long enough to grab one of these items and run back. Your choice?


Condensed Cream of Chicken is really just Chicken Pudding.


I'm glad the Series X is backwards compatible with Xbone games. Now I can play all three games I missed out on.


Politoid: Trump should raise taxes on corporations and the wealthy and use that money to build his wall. A true compromise between parties.


What if the whole time we were wrong, and people are suppose to crab walk when they move?


Why is RE6 afraid of RE7? Cause RE7 RE8 RE9!


Muspell Take: If your only reason for dating someone is that they're a gamer, you're going to have a bad time.


You are now govenor of the 51st state. You are in charge of naming it. It looks like this. WHAT IS ITS NAME?!


Death Stranding: Now with more Shaken BB Syndrome


When you ask them to toss tree fiddy to their Witcher, but they realize you're a crustacean from the paleolithic era.


The perfect shoe doesn't exi...


Lets see whats in the Reddit trove today.


Entering the Portal Room for the first time.


Late Night Hypothetical: Destructoid is under investigation, what crime did it allegedly commit?


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Maneater"Ooooo here she comes (totally original subheader, do not steal)"


Signs of the Sojourner"Finding the Truth"


Minecraft Dungeons"Bring the family"


Fury Unleashed"Rage Unbridled"


Huntdown"Dying ain't much of a living"


Gorn (PlayStation VR)"Are you not entertained?"


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Frosty gifted me AI: Somnium Files on PS4 and Im lovin But the terrible idea bird that lives between my ears wants me to get No Mans Sky on double

Dennis Carden

I still cant get over just how much better side questing is in the Xenoblade Im far more motivated to actually get them done Monolith could have gotten away with a straight port, but Im glad they went above and beyond and improved


Played my first five hours of I gotta say, I wasnt really expecting Devil May Monster Hunt out of the gameplay! I can definitely see why so many still love it after all these Willing to give it another five hours!

Dusk Actual

Current events and the internet have my blood pressure way the fuck Going dark for a few Be well everyone


I should be fine, sure Im in the DC area but whos going to protest in Germantown? AM fine and Im not noticing any signs of armed occupation in my My energy levels are low, but thats mostly because of the time of Be well <3

able to think

Was going to stay up late and play Xenoblade but Im taking the game freezing on the opening cutscene as a sign I need to go to


With everything going on here in the good ole US of A, and everyone is on edge, with no end in sight, I just want you all to know one simple truth:


Hi, all! Havent been in the Qposts in a long Still alive, I Figured itd be good to come back with something to show, so heres my cover of my favorite Metallica song (with an original intro)! Feedback is


Jesus fuck, 2020 is Stay safe out there and always remember, thick thighs saves

Voltaic Owl

Yo dawgz, I started playing that Grease Got to that part where you can turn your chick into a chonk



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