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The main reason I don't play Pokemon is the 1 slot rule. I don't want to have to pay $120 to play a game that my girlfriend has that I've already paid for. However Nintendo and Gamefreak try to justify it, it's straight up bullshit.

 
 
 

Bought my Significant Other Ultra Moon today. Guess I'm not seeing the 3DS for a while, huh.

 
 
 

Top Ten Tips For Video Game Devlopment

As a privileged white male who has made one ten minute platformer with very basic graphics, I decided it was my duty to tell game developers everywhere how to do their job. This list is universally catered to all artists, but real art...

 
 
 
 

I'm loving Elex right now, and mainly because of its super slow progression, constant insta-death, and unbalanced gameplay. No, it's not great game design, but it weirdly immersive because of it. Then again, I did love Risen, so maybe I'm just broken.

 
 
 

So what the fuck is Dirk Gently and why can't I stop watching it?

 
 
 

Man, The Green Room is one hell of a flick. Nasty as fuck too, definitely deserves its rating!

 
 
 

Every time I'm worried about my anger management issues, I just remember God put an expiration date on the entire human race because some bitch ate his apple.

 
 
 

Fast Zombies vs Slow Zombies, which do you prefer?

 
 
 

It Follows should have a sequel. So many things to explore. Is it just sex that transmits the demon? Do bjs and hjs count? What about the gay community? And people would totally be willing to do all sorts of morally fucked up things to get rid of it.

 
 
 

Showed my girlfriend It Follows and 28 Weeks Later. About to watch Horns. Both films were awesome, hopefully this one is too.

 
 
 

Crank 2 may be the dumbest movie I've ever seen, but I love it. It's like the Community of action films. They even do a King Kong vs Godzilla parody!

 
 
 

What are your favourite Indie Games of the year? Feel like I've missed out. I've Played Ruin, Cuphead, Hollow Knight, Hob, and a few others.

 
 
 

Everyone needs to watch The Good Place. It's an 8/13, which is the best score you can give anything.

 
 
 

https://soundcloud.com/blake-turner-29/brain-in-a-jar Apparently I'm the Gorillaz now.

 
 
 

American Horror Story houses so many great ideas for a game. I'd love to see a horror game ala Bloodborne set in New Orleans for instance. Between Voodoo, ancient Native American magic and the Racism of the time, it'd make a great setting.

 
 
 

How to Combat Stagnation in Long Running Series

Some game series have seriously overstayed their entry. Some are on their fifth or sixth entry, and some were dead on arrival. Either way, here are some solid ways we could improve these series of old. Please note, not all of these gam...

 
 
 
 

So, I stayed with my best friend while his bf was away. We got drunk, went out and when we got him, he was really handsy. Didn't know what to do so I just told him he was drunk and to go to bed, and he did but we haven't talked about it yet. Idk man.

 
 
 

I like to call KFC Kefka, as I'm pretty sure it will bring the downfall of humanity.

 
 
 

AC Origin's chariot racing is where it's at. One guy tried to ram me, missed, hit something and got flung into the audience!

 
 
 

Landlord locked us out of our place with all our shit inside. What a petty cunt. Guess I'll have to call the police or break in.

 
 
 

Are Bisexuals half gay or double gay? Need to know for... a friend.

 
 
 

So... A list about Family Guy being offensive is one of the most bigoted things I've heard in my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI%20 Number one spot is a fucking joke. Watch your Privilege Mojo. Here's a Rainbow KKK Uniform for you.

 
 
 

New Lyrics: Super phallic frigid callous covered foreskin/If you say this loud enough/you get a free abortion

 
 
 

Under-Appreciated Awesomeness: Shmups!

Shmups – or shoot em ups for you uncultured swine – is a genre where you shoot things. You also avoid things. It's kind of like Undertale's pacifist battles, except for a full game. The genre has seen a resurgence, especial...

 
 
 
 

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.p8Pn8G3OjebS482kPtfEtQFNC7&pid=15.1 I didn't know Macklemore fought Nazi's! God he's amazing...


 
 


About whatsacowone of us since 2:50 PM on 09.18.2012

Hi I'm Blake, and I love video games. I'm mainly into platformers, rpgs, fps games, and skating simulators - though I'll give anything a chance.

Favourite Games:
10. Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus
9. Fallout New Vegas
8. Skate 3
7. Castlevania - Aria of Sorrow
6. Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2
5. Silent Hill 2
4. TES: Oblivion
3. Doom 2
2. Resident Evil 4
1. Dark Souls

Favourite Movies: The Raid, Cabin in the Woods, Shaun of the Dead, Clerks, Fight Club, Machete, Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog.

Favourite TV Shows: Community, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Daredevil, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Black Books, Spaced, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 30 Rock, etc.

Favourite Bands: Leprous, Maudlin of the Well, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Clouddead, El-P, Busdriver, Open Mike Eagle, Dalek, Agalloch, Eminem, Cynic, Porcupine Tree, Ne Obliviscaris, Opeth, Wolves in the Throne Room, Moonsorrow, Unexpect, Enslaved, etc.
 
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