[Extremely sick guitar riff] The boys are back in town town, the boys are back in town! [Three minutes later, whispering] The boys are back! The boys are back! For the first time in weeks, the Podtoid Boyz are all where we're supposed to be... read
The Cleaner who bears Serial Cleaner's namesake is not very good at his job. Throughout 20 levels (and 10 more bonus contracts), he'll seem perfectly adept. The 20 individual successes that are necessary for a consistent narrative pain... read
Crackdown 3 couldn't quite make the leap to hit its release date. Rather than launching on November 7, Microsoft has just pushed it back to spring 2018. The news of Crackdown 3's delay has just been confirmed by Polygon, who received w... read
Sebastian Castellanos is barreling toward a head-on collision with a new type of foe. As we saw in the original Evil Within, he's accustomed to dealing with the grotesque, the supernatural, and the horrifying. The sequel pits him against s... read
We Happy Few is set to face a new reality, one where it's a multi-console game. After spending two years as an Xbox One console exclusive (and also on PC), developer Compulsion Games announced today that it's branching out to PlayStati... read
You'd be forgiven if you thought ReCore was dead. For months now, it's existed akin to a heart rate monitor that blips the faintest beat just often enough to indicate there's still some life left. We'll find out in five days what that ... read
Submitted for the approval of the Mordor Society, I call this story: Here's a New Middle-earth: Shadow of War Trailer Where One of the Tribes Is Really Scary. read
We were supposed to have to wait until PAX West to find out what Hidetaka "Swery65" Suehiro and his new studio White Owls are up to. Those plans have been accelerated, as game crowdfunding platform Fig sent out an email announcing Swery's ... read
[Int. Court of law -- Day] Judge: Mr. Makedonski, how do you explain this despicable act of team killing? Brett: This isn't how trials work, your honor. Judge: It's my courtroom and I'll hold you in contempt of court if you question the pr... read
Here's an under-appreciated fact about the video game marketing cycle: PlayStation usually holds four press conferences during any given calendar year. E3, Tokyo Game Show, Paris Games Week, and PlayStation Experience all have proper presse... read
Branding is a funny thing. Sometimes bad but established branding is clearly better than good but new branding. Never discount the power of nostalgia, especially in a time when it's responsible for truckloads of reboots every year. We want ... read
Naughty Dog has a busy couple of weeks ahead of it. Like magic, time has melted away to the point that Uncharted: The Lost Legacy's launch is a mere 11 days away. As if that weren't enough pressure, Lost Legacy's release will be accompanie... read
Friends, I know my deficiencies. I never learned to ice skate. I'm off-puttingly handsome. I can't do the worm. These are my burdens to bear, and I'll do so with a smile on my face. Also, I'm not super great at PUBG -- except for... read
When it comes to basketball games, EA Sports needs a 2K Killer. Or, at the very least, it needs a 2K Denter. NBA 2K is the perennial king of the court, consistently dwarfing EA's NBA Live in both quality and sales.... read
Goin' down to South Park this October should be an easy trip to make. The show that's known for its weeble-wobble animation was probably never going to be especially tasking on PCs. Now we have confirmation of that. Ubisoft has released the... read
Never has a video game made me so aware of my own shoulders as when I play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in first-person. The term "game-changer" gets thrown around a lot in mostly meaningless contexts, but first-person in PUBG is... read
When it comes to entertainment technology, if you're not an early adopter, you might as well be a laggard. Sometimes it pays to wait, though! Or, at least it saves to wait. We've seen a glut of virtual reality sales in the past month, ... read
Firmware updates are usually revealed by the platform-holder -- a list of bullet points about all the tweaks that are coming with the next patch. Not this time. Eurogamer got a hold of the patch notes for PS4's upcoming 5.0 update before So... read
Chocolate, an innocent-enough seeming pleasure, does not fly with the Nazis. "It's disgusting and it's dishonorable" Big Nazi tells Little Nazi before smacking him upside the head. I get the disgusting part but dishonorable might be a bit ... read
I miss Same Tree.
Gearbox Software's next revealed project isn't any of the usual suspects. It's not Borderlands and it's not Duke Nukem and it's not Brothers in Arms. Instead, it's a secret something-or-other that's currently codenamed "Project 1v... read
Ubisoft's family just got a little bit bigger. The French publisher announced that it's opening a new studio in Sweden's capital city. Ubisoft Stockholm joins the ranks of Ubisoft subsidiaries, and it's being led by one of the most experien... read
The Evil Within gave protagonist Sebastian Castellanos a handful of different methods to survive. These were mostly tied to the green gel item, as Sebastian could use it to better either himself or his weapons. It was limited but func... read
Nearly four years into its life cycle, Grand Theft Auto Online refuses to die. In fact, it's only getting stronger. Its continued success comes to the surprise of almost everyone -- including the parent company that it's practically pr... read
About a year ago, Rock Band leaned into the tendencies of its competitive players. The Rock Band Rivals expansion focused mostly on getting people to form crews, and then pitting those crews against one another in pursuit of high ... read
