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I just purchased Blasphemous, it's good. The first collectible seems to be a penis called Phalanx of Brannon. Who does that? Picking up a dead man's penis and throwing it into their collectibles?

 
 
 

So I was on local news last night, they wanted someone to represent the vape community. Before we aired they told me it was a live show and played a clip of a sick teenager in a stretcher. Upsetting gotch ya moment, super nervous, but I crushed it! #NVGR


 
 
 

I was replaying Arkham Knight and got jump scared by Man-bat. Recently Resident Evil 2 got me good too, but at least you're expecting that WTF moment. Do you guys have any recent WTF moments?



 
 
 

I really like Far Cry 5. I'll play it around 1am, it's a very relaxing game to play solo. Then you throw in co op and it gets crazy. I wish I could play it for the first time again.



 
 
 

Ignoring the user reviews on Metacritic, and nothing better to do at 9am!


 
 
 

BEHOLD : Your Storm Area 51 Commander in Chief. It's gonna be a MASSACRE.



 
 
 

Teamwork! I thought I had remote mines and they turned out to be proximity. Good times



 
 
 

I finally 100% complete Spiderman, just to bring you this spoiler free cut scene. Also Mary Jane's terrifying smile.



 
 
 

I don't know how to qtoid. Here's me taking out a bird. More to come?



 
 
 

Remembering Destructoid 12 years later

Just remembering Destructoid, this was a post 12 years ago , back when Dtoid graced us with the almighty c blogs. Changed us into something else. Something... MOAR. Now I haven't blogged in a while and tried to make a qblog. So sorry f...

 
 
 
 

Nintendo Switch PSA : The Way Demastered is on sale for 99 cents, from 14.99. You're welcome!

 
 
 

I've been having a blast, but miss you too, Dtoid!

So I know I haven't exactly been a very hands on member, mainly because my hands have been on my Xbox controller for the past EVER. My junk is very jealous of my right hand lately. I've been having A LOT of fun with Fallout3, Lego Batman,...

 
 
 
 

News in Film : The Forbidden Kingdom Review

For all the people that aren't hitting the jump to read my review, here's the short and skinny : It's retarded, please rent it. Now for the more complex piece of this here blog. I really REALLY wanted to like the movie. From the epic sce...

 
 
 
 

Open Discussion about Video Games

Come on in, the atmosphere is dank with nerd joy. Alot of stuff has been happening this year, mainly to bring the best games on time for Summer. I know there's been alot of impressions, rants, and previews, and this could certainly fit wel...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Back to Basics : Dreamcast

Since XBL was down and I couldn't download the new COD4 map packs, I pissed myself in anger. After wallowing in my own filth, I cleaned up and decided it was time to realize that the 360 could not supply my every gaming need. Such is the ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[Repost] Retro Sale : Selling Consoles & Games

Update : Hey guys, I just wanted to thank you for your overwhelming support! I have 20 emails so far and 15 of them are for Super Mario RPG! :p Ok relax, it's not that bad, but I am getting rid of ALOT of these games. To the people I haven'...

 
 
 
 

Retro Games for Sale : Selling consoles & games

Hey guys. Sorry about the "ad", last thing I want is for the c-blogs to be a craigslist, but you guys were the first people I thought of when I wondered who would want to buy all this stuff. Im selling these for an important reason, but thi...

 
 
 
 

Infinite XP Glitch in Rainbow Six Vegas 2

Well, I have yet to pick up this game. I kicked the first Vegas game in the nuts, and I enjoyed it, but this seems more of the same. I am still picking the game up, but not before Dark Sector. Yadda yadda yadda I know.. but isn't it stran...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 34 : The Gang is all Here

New to the Destructoid gaming line up is ThurDSays, and it's today! If you haven't been able to check out Dexter's new blog, check it out and play with us! There's no way that I could have ever predicted this would happen. I never saw it ...

 
 
 


 
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