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[NSFW] The Grumble Awards 2018

Welcome to the other awards. The awards no developer wants to win. The awards for the bad, the incompetent, the scummy or the just plan brain dead. Welcome to the awards I give based on my own petty whims. Welcome to the Grumble Award...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Dwarven's video game awards 2018

So yeh this is late. My Laptop decided to break and had to go for repair and then there were issue with Destructoid and password recovery. So yeh that's why this has taken so long. As per usual some new awards are in and some old are o...

 
 
 
 

I'd just like to reassure everyone in the wake of talk of ProJared abusing his fame. If I ever do end up famous and rich it won't change me. I'm an asshole now. To quote some-one else "I'll still be an asshole, I'll just be one who owns his own Tank"

 
 
 

So you want diverse Romance options in a video games eh?


 
 
 

This was something I made many years back and used in a Cblog. Initially it was due to the tiff between Jim Sterling and Randy Pitchford. But at Randy has been acting up again on twitter.


 
 
 

Easy Chodes and the idea of challenge.

So there's been a lot talked about regarding Sekiro and its difficulty. With certain people on about how it needs an easy mode and claiming its for accessibility reasons. The same people who likely have never written anything praising...

 
 
 
 

So I've been playing a bit of the indie game "Alone" it's $1 on Steam. It's a survival game with pixel art but it feels like it had real heart and effort put into it. Here's the moment I kind of went from "this game is meh" to "this quite good"



 
 
 

I feel like I shouldn't try for more achievements and should just leave it as is now.


 
 
 

Why yes youtube I would love to buy the video game Playstation 4 Pro. Though I have no idea what that game plays on, is it a game for the Atari Jaguar?


 
 
 

I'm back. A Broken (now mostly fixed) laptop and being quite ill kept me away. Anyway have a video from the game Wailing Heights of a WereWolf singing Irish Folk music.



 
 
 

The Apex Legend standard door, now 100% more lethal and still just as functional.


 
 
 

In video game news Fortnite Live was apparently a complete disaster. Approximately $15 per person entry and then a further $26 per person for a wristband to go on the poor quality attractions (one of which is in the picture)


 
 
 

My First ever win in Apex Legends from the other day. Staircases = OP is all I'm saying.



 
 
 

screw Vox / The Verge for abusing DMCA



 
 
 

Apex Legends is fun, it's mechanically good. And has the same problem I seem to have with almost every other game that requires a Squad and teamplay. Pubbies suck so badly they make me look good. Shame when I have to rely on them as squad mates

 
 
 
 

So Disney are happy with EA's handling of the Star Wars licence, what they likely failed to add was they're happy EA are fucking up and pissing more fans of the franchise off than Disney are so Disney get to deal with less fan anger lol

 
 
 

With all these shows from when I was growing up being remade (Charmed, Buffy etc) where's my damn Cleopatra 2525 remake?



 
 
 
 

Anthem might have flying mech suits but it doesn't have Irisa



 
 
 
 

So I know Dtoid has some Picross fans, it's not something I'm into but I think this might be something for you.



 
 
 

accurate depiction of Gearbox's head of PR watching Randy Pitchford as of late.


 
 
 

Dear World. It's only 12 days into 2019. Please stop trying to out insane 2018 or at least space it out. So far there's already been a lot go on.

 
 
 

I said I'd likely give this a try and so I've started. Here's a work in progress picture


 
 


About Dwarvenhobbleone of us since 8:33 AM on 06.19.2012

A qualified Environmental Chemist who happens to live in a fairly dense city with no real environment or chemistry industry.

I review indie games on another blog and you'll see them pop up here if I think the review is a good or interesting one (along with a shameless bit of self promotion)

I also operate another blog reviewing films and I mean t pick that back up when I can.

I've been gaming since the SNES days. I've been in the pro scene before for tribes 2 but hate the present pro scenes and have no interest in going back into it.

I tend to get into quite a few Betas and love ones without NDA as it means I can write about them. I have even beta tested an xbox 360 game in my time (and no not a normal public Beta one )

In gaming I'm normally the guy looking at the shelf below the AAA titles first to see if there are any great hidden gems.

My gaming drug of choice: Timesplitters in any flavour (Why won't you make Timesplitters 4 Crytek, why ????? I need my fix of insanity )
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