Kratos should really consider a career in Olympic rowing

Legitimately impressed with Carpenter Brut. He’s actually playing his songs live. Like, not hitting play, but actually performing them on synth. So impressed.

Legitimately impressed with Carpenter Brut. He’s actually playing his songs live. Like, not hitting play, but actually performing them on synth. So impressed.

Saw a guy in a Bálor Club shirt. Yelled out ‘Bálor Club!’ And he came over and gave me the too sweet. Good to see wrestling fans in public!

There’s a girl here wearing a jean jacket that says ‘your waifu is trash’

Carpenter Brut tonight in PDX!

Man, what should I do? Should I buy a PS4Pro for the 1080p Remoteplay? Or should I move my PS4 into my office and just use a capture card to stream to twitch?

My second night of work last night, and the owner who's training me let me run the show. I ran the whole brewery last night. Serving, cleaning, opening, closing, everything. Did well. I reallllllly love the job.

Cliffy B’s new game is a.....wait for it.. FTP Battle Royale! 80s styled Radical Heights.

Mark Henry’s tear-filled plea to let Martha Hart to let them induct Owen into the HOF has got me all fucked up and teary-eyed. Such a damn shame.

Dying

Mrs Travolta and I, drunk and staggering around San Fran

I start my second job tomorrow at the brewery. It’s been yeeeeears since I’ve worked alongside the public. I’ve been confined to offices and such since 2003. Here’s hoping this makes me a little less awkward. Travolta, your friendly beertender!

Mrs Travolta and I were making fun of a Maserati that parked like an asshole on the street. A second later the guy came out and said ‘hey man I tried’ I died a little inside

Mrs Travolta and I were making fun of a Maserati that parked like an asshole on the street. A second later the guy came out and said ‘hey man I tried’ I died a little inside

Mrs Travolta and I are so fucking tired from driving all day that we’re sitting in our underwear in the hotel room drinking beers and watching NJPW.

Someone just tried to reset my password? Cool story

Heading to San Francisco tomorrow morning with Mrs Travolta to visit her brother and SIL who are flying in from NY. Should be fun! And expensive!

Man, it says ‘app has exceeded the limit’ when I try to upload an image. Edit: I should read before I post. Derp a lerp.

I’m watching Alien and getting drunk on the couch while Mrs Travolta is passed out with both our cats. AMA

Had a good chuckle with this

The new GOST song fucking rips, my dudes.

Don't you just love when people just always try to push their agenda on you?

Let’s start a Wes and Bass tip touching party

I remember checking out Polygon for an afternoon when their site launched. It felt so dirty and pretentious. I’ll never stray away from Dtoid ever again. Happy birthday, Dtoid. I love your plethora of cocks.