Ohai Dtoid. It's me. The zombie who is et cetera. You might be asking yourself a question such as: Hey, self... Zombie Orwell is great. Well, that's technically not a question, you filthy pervert. But, for the fullness of time, let us mov...

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 POLYGONAL GAMING HQ � A BILLION MILES ABOVE L.A. All the lights were off at the Po...

My last post was taken as an idle threat by the powers that be. It was not an idle threat. Cities WILL burn. Millions WILL die. But all of these horrors CAN be avoided if you DO WHAT I SAY Give me Podtoid within 24 hours or a...

Podtoid is dead. It has been dead for several weeks. And its corpse has been flogged and quartered by some podcast called the Dismayed Jackals, hosted by a defector and two moles planted in Dtoid and trying to destroy us. Podtoid must come ...

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 HAMZA'S APARTMENT - CHICAGO The door was open. Eye of the storm flashed through Dale's mind. ...

Dearest dearest ridiculous people, You already know everything about me. You know where I live, you know my status as a post-deceased citizen, you know I'm the most Orwellian being ever to grace this lovely website, you know that The Devas...

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 12 Dale threw himself at the glass in Niero's bedroom window. It shattered. He land...

Dearest dearest filthy awful desperate cloying masses, You love Dtoid. You love the cblogs. You love chocolate. But do you love the lack of Shenmue 3 content on the cblogs? No. You don't love it. You hate it. It is the single worst aspec...

Previous chapters make you happy. Go press your eyeballs firmly against them. Prologue Dixon Chapter 1 Dixon Chapter 2 Dixon Chapter 3 Dixon Chapter 4 Dixon Chapter 5 Dixon Chapter 6 Dixon Chapter 7 Dixon Chapter 8 Dixon Chapter 9 Dixon...

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 10 BENEATH DOWNTOWN CHICAGO In his wifi-capable cave, hidden in the subway tunnels, ...

The next installment has arrived for your cerebellums! Here are the previous chapters for your consumption and digestion. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter...

Is this your first chapter of The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid? I shall allow your un-Orwellian cerebellum to get caught up on the story so far. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 C...

Chapter 7 Narrator X - No one will ever hear their cries. Yet the world will remember them. DTOID HQ � CHICAGO The hangar was silent, except for the bleeps and bloops of The Silent Cookie's 3DS. He ignored the pain in his shoulder; the m...

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 6 Narrator X � Lord Father Miyamoto, please grant them safe passage to your shiny ...

Death is divided into chapters. Funerals abound. The universe laughs at your plans. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter ...

Death becomes us. Destructoid is done. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 4 Narrator X - Good evening. I am Narrator X...

Here is chapter 3 in your new favorite series on the Cblogs. You may check out the previous installments.� Love your collective deaths. Destructoid shall crumble. It is all your fault. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Ch...

Let us rejoice at the arrival of Chapter 2 in the new, epic Cblog series presciently titled The Devastation And Destruction Of Destructoid. It details the final days of our beloved Destructzord. It assumes we will not conquer the galaxy. ...

Dearest filthy perverts, I bring you Chapter 1 in the epic Alternate Future saga called The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid. You will suffer. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapte...

Dearest filthy pervert readers, let us rejoice at the arrival of The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid (or TDADODTOID). It is a new epic series here on the cblogs. You might have heard of Alternate History. Well, this is Alternate ...

Many times during the duration of our enduring lives and subsequent post-lives, those among us who keep firmly planted amongst the withering candles and metaphorical swamps of debate, we stumble blithely upon crazy fucking shit. Such is the...

Dearest Dzord, How many times in your life have you been subjected to people referencing Katie Couric, Tara Reid, The Zodiac Killer, Hot Pockets, MTV, and My Funny Valentine all in the same interview? Answer: Nevers. Until now. I brin...

Hello dearest followers emergency transmission: I shall do my best impression of a rapping zombie: Yo Mike Czech one two one two, I just wanna give informations to you. A new Humble Bundle has hit the shelves and we can go buy it... FOR OU...

Transmission begins proximately. Beginning. Now: Hello dearest people. I have conducted a Inter View with the PK493. It says it is human despite being obviously related to HK-47. I don't know if I can continue to inhabit a world in whic...

Dearest dearest filthiest peoples: Here is an information for you to enjoy: I speak with the Strider who is Hoang about videogames. YOU SHALL HAVE ENTERTAINMENT::::: 1: Dearest StriderHoan, why are you a human? I'm not. I'm Asian. 2:...