May I please make a controversy? � Here is the controversy: I am not alive. (DON'T GET ANGRY!!) I realize that some of my undeceased brothers and sisters become angered when I talk about life and unlife. Some think that, in order for the Pr...

Dearest dearest followers, this week we have a sparkly interview with a self-identified filthy human. Its name is CaimDark and it has given us insights which can be used against humanity at some point. My questions are in bold because they ...

Dearest comrades, I have a gift for you. Part 1 of my stunning and gorgeous Zombor Compendium is available for super-duper free. And it is dedicated to all of you disgusting demons. If you want it in an HTML-ish ebook, go here. If you ...

I have discovered a startling discovery::: There are humans (REAL HUMANS) infesting our beloved Destructzord. Hencely, we must begin a project of dialoging with them in order to gather more informations. Secret informations. If you are a...

Ryan the Redemptor, possessed of purest joy. Unbridled, shaking laughter, from jokes he did deploy. The Bombcast was his canvas, the microphone his brush. A fine and funny writer, his medium did he crush. We mourn the loss of Ryan. We wi...

This week we shall see the beginnings middles and endings of a festival called E-Threepio (or "E3" as the kids say). It is the Electrical Education Expo. Despite the name, they only allow videogames to be exposited. Go fig. A bunch of id...

Dearest dearest dearest comrades, I have captured the M Randy Dixon. What shall I do with it? The Dixon appears below the Molyneux headline. Should I kill it? Your leader, Zombie Orwell

Insoeverasmuch as we shall perpetually become into contact with "teh vidjugarmes" it shall remain our solemn and sworn duty to protect their graphical faucets and assets from those who would commit spectacular wrongness against aforesaid "v...

For those of you wonderful specious zombies who haven't read my previous blog about the latest music phenomenon sweeping discotheques worldwide (europop), here's the short version: There is a robot who made an album attempting to infect h...

DZORD IS FOR LOVERS!! Specifically, lovers of the zombie who is Orwell (who is me). It is also for lovers of europop, which is a dance craze conquering discotheques worldwide. Obviously it is easier to hunt humans in dance clubs, due to ...

Hello idiots. JUST KIDDING! That is humor. =) Anywise, this Orwellian zombot has spent some time watching the internet explode in an orgiastic rage ejaculation after Microsoft blubbered on and on about a black piece of plastic. They cal...

Dearest comrades and comrettes, I have taken it upon myself to become the keeper of lore for my beautiful Destructzord. This is truly an honorable and laudable move on my part. Very selfless. Here is some recent Dzord lore which has cau...

A dear friend of yours recently informed me of a very new game entitled: Shoot Many Zombies. It was released on March 4th or something for XBLA, PSN, Gamecube Social Net Website, and the Playstation Vitality Sensor. It apparently is a disg...

Before you insert your sticky flesh into my throat, I am aware that the mario and luigi brothers franchise is very popular, so this can only be considered my opinion. Year after year mario has games for filthy humans. With lack of enough s...

My dear fellow Dzords, All eras must come to a close. It appears our beloved Faps have gone away. And when I use the phrase "gone away" I mean "been kidnapped, driven to a field, tortured for weeks, and left in a field that was subsequentl...

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The Destructzord has been absolutely abuzzing with headlines saying Blah Blah Infinite Blah Blah Blah. It appears Infinite is the only thing we Dzord dwellers want to discuss these days. So, I suppose I should give you people what you wan...

Urgent transmission from the zombie who is et cetera. Just now I was spying on a human website (Scribd) in order to gain a further betterance of my understanding of the Reading Habits of Filthy Human (RHFH, for short.) Understanding RHFH wi...

I, the zombie who is Orwell (who is me), have a special treat for you Dzoid idiots who do faps upvotes, downvotes, comments, flame wars, etc. I have an arts for you. Just for you. And nobody else. This shall take the form of a guided tour...

Recently, in the world of videogames, there has been an exciting announcement. Videogame players will soon be able to buy a box containing (currently unknown quantities of) steam. Sometimes known as �vapor,� steam is usually very hot. So ho...

Come on, George, contact me. So much real shit is going down. You�re missing it all. People we know are coming back from the dead! Ernezt Zemingway and F Zcott Fitzzzgerald are competing for the title of �best undeceased writer.� Emiliano Z...

George? Have I finally found you? Are you really back from the dead? Oh, George, I�ve been waiting so long. Where are you? I really want to see you again. I want us to be like we used to be, me and my beloved George Orwell (I refuse to call...

Dearest dearest comrades this week I will recap the very most existent of all the latest cblogs. You may have read Strider Hoang's infamous series called The Write Stuff, but this one is... um... It's the exact same thing. Just like The St...

Our dearest dearest dearest comrade Smurfee Mcgee has captured a filthy human called Colton Phillips. I'm having problems with the bbcode, but here's a copy/paste link for ya: https://twitter.com/ColtonPhillips Apparently he is a develop...

WELCOME EVERYBODY TO OUR ANNUAL YEARLY VIDEO GAME REVIEW!!! This time I am reviewing ... ... wait for it A NON ZOMBIE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why would I do such a thing? Well, firstly, this game actually does have creatures th...