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My last post was taken as an idle threat by the powers that be. It was not an idle threat. Cities WILL burn. Millions WILL die. But all of these horrors CAN be avoided if you DO WHAT I SAY Give me Podtoid within 24 hours or a...


Give me Podtoid.

Podtoid is dead. It has been dead for several weeks. And its corpse has been flogged and quartered by some podcast called the Dismayed Jackals, hosted by a defector and two moles planted in Dtoid and trying to destroy us. Podtoid must come ...


Hi. I'm the leader of the Destructzord. AMA

Dearest dearest ridiculous people, You already know everything about me. You know where I live, you know my status as a post-deceased citizen, you know I'm the most Orwellian being ever to grace this lovely website, you know that The Devas...


A new law for the Cblogs.

Dearest dearest filthy awful desperate cloying masses, You love Dtoid. You love the cblogs. You love chocolate. But do you love the lack of Shenmue 3 content on the cblogs? No. You don't love it. You hate it. It is the single worst aspec...


Prongles Badviews: Red Dead Redemption

Many times during the duration of our enduring lives and subsequent post-lives, those among us who keep firmly planted amongst the withering candles and metaphorical swamps of debate, we stumble blithely upon crazy fucking shit. Such is the...


Fuk EA 4 lyfe

Hello dearest followers emergency transmission: I shall do my best impression of a rapping zombie: Yo Mike Czech one two one two, I just wanna give informations to you. A new Humble Bundle has hit the shelves and we can go buy it... FOR OU...


About Zombie Orwellone of us since 3:07 PM on 03.30.2012

My fellow internet zombie brethren:

It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.

I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me ([email protected]) if you have questions or free tacos.

I love you!