Way back in the mists of time Ben & I made a football video that won a bunch of prizes and stuff. Due to UPS being staffed by Nazis, child molesters, and werewolves, the original prize package never showed up. Thanks to Samit being awesom...

A mysterious stranger interviewed me for my birthday! Since he's too hot for Destructoid, he asked me to pass this along. How could I say no? Mxyzptlk is a hardcore football fan who has to chase of the lady's Jack hey dude its your...

[00:05] QuotedCoho: May I talk to you? [00:05] MrMxyzptlk123: Okay [00:05] QuotedCoho: If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back [00:06] MrMxyzptlk123: Who is Jack Bauer? [00:06] QuotedCoho: He is the protagonist of ...

Hopefully everyone found the thread for last week's FNF useful! I'm decided to start posting the new threads on Saturdays to give people plenty of time to start planning. I've also decided to try a raid style sign up system this week to s...

Just to get it out of the way: LOL DTOID HAS FORUMS?!?! Yes, it does. They're that way --> Here's the plan: Every week I'll be posting a sticky in the Game Discussion forum for the purpose of planning out the upcoming Friday Night F...

... Because tonight they reminded me why I loved this place. <3 You Fuckers.

I just posted this over at FreezeCracker, but didn't want any of you to miss out on the news. Over at Left4Dead411 (who are completely awesome for linking to that retarded video Ben & I made), they have news via a Kotaku podcast where Chet...

From the PS3-winning duo that won that PS3 for our retarded Football video, comes Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie. Merry Christmas Destructoid!

So my coworker is awesome and lent me his household's extra 360 until I get mine back from the doctor. Which is good, because after only one night I was already going through serious L4D withdrawals. It has a wonky disc drive, so nine tim...

So this morning I got my first red ring of death. I'm posting this video to share the depth of my sorrow as only Simple Plan is able to express. Fuck you if you make fun of me because in my freshman year my boyfriend got killed by a rog...

Ben Smith (mudkip5000) and I have finished our entry for the Blitz: The League 2 video contest. I think it turned out fantastic. Please let us know what you think! Written by Aaron Yost (me) and Ben Smith, with invaluable suggestions b...

With bonus dolphin helmet. I hope they realize Obama is a sekret muslim terrorist who hates babies before it's too late.

EDIT: This was written about the problem of not being able to connect to certain players over XBL, and due to a strange happenstance Castle Crashers wound up having completely different issues with the online. So if you can't connect wit...

The following is a IM conversation I had with Bernie Mac this past Friday, shortly before his untimely death: Me: Hey Bernie Mac, how's the hospital food? Bernie Mac: Haha, you crazy dude. I've had better. You've got to get your mom's...

Video related in name only. So last night I started downloading the demo for Facebreaker off XBLA, the upcoming cartoony boxing game thing from EA. Being a fan of the Punch Out! series and Ready 2 Rumble Boxing, I've been keeping my eye...

While I was NOT torrenting episodes of the latest season of Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, I noticed the topic of tonight's show (Showtime, 10 pm et/pt or tomorrow morning on ISOhunt): DOLPHINS That's right, according to Penn & Teller dolph...

The computer I'm using at work has had its browser security settings locked at the highest setting, which means I can't check my Gmail, view anything using Java, Flash, or ActiveX, nor can I save any images to upload to Destructoid. Theref...

Step 1: Have a friend with a sister who owns Rock Band, but no longer lives with her roommate who owned the 360. Step 2: Have said friend surprise you by bringing over a plastic tub containing with the game and all the instruments. Step...

I've currently got GTA IV and Crackdown for the multiplayer hotness, along with a decent selection of XBL Arcade games (Some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anyone?). But I'm also happy to accept your perverted and probably racist voice mes...

This is copy pasta from a cblog I wrote about year ago. Since we're going to get a flood of fresh fish and cblogs titled Tales of Etrian Odyssey in the next few weeks, I thought it appropriate to repost now. You are all ambassadors to Des...

I've never even heard of this game. But I want free stuff. GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!! Welcome to all the noobs pulled in by this contest. Destructoid is awesome. Don't be put off if you get a couple comments from people saying you fail on...

I was talking to a friendly Mudkip last night on the phone, and he told me to check out the above trailer. The documentary is called Monster Camp and covers the horrifying, shameful, pastime know as Live Action Role-Playing. I was an av...

EA has recently revealed Skate It for Wii and DS, a spin-off of their Tony Hawk killer Skate. It's supposed to be just like Skate, but instead of dual-analog controls, online play, and HD graphics you get extra "It". Skate is one of the...

A couple months ago Zen Albatross mentioned an odd film on his cblog called We Are The Strange. I ended up checking it out through Netflix, and enjoyed it quite a bit. It's a crazy mix of different animation styles along with a nice dose ...