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Holy hell... My mouth and intestines can handle the food equivalent of Xenomorph blood, but today I learned that my fingers are weak bitches. Remember to wear gloves when you're messing with habanero-level or hotter peppers, kids!


Kick? Ban? Whatever, holding my tongue was getting tiresome. Fun while it lasted.


Roses are red, Violets are blue. Your waifu is shit.


Huh, I think we broke LightningFarron19, you guys.


In other news, I'm an idiot and BBcode can choke on a phalanx of phalli or be swallowed by a vortex of vag.


All of these Waifu Wars... Y'all can keep those 2-D biddies, I'mma drown in a K-pop harem! [youtube]https://youtu.be/APafAyReBYI?list=PLLKEJLuAcUf2He02fBcZPK%20[/youtube]


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Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville"PvP needs more thyme to blossom"


Various Daylife"Working Nine to Fivver"


Neo Cab"Hop in, Mac, where ya headed?"


Stela"Can't you hear me yell-a?"


Inmost"Apple Arcade Wave 2"


Call of Duty: Mobile"Pwn on phone"


John Wick Hex"Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat"


Indivisible"If the kids are united..."


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Kyle Yadlosky

PSA: Swatch is letting you design your own very Destructoid-friendly watches right


Been playing Call of Cthulhu for I honestly forgot it was based on the tabletop game, when it case me stats and character points I was actually I might actually play it again with a different character build to see whats


I know Chris had a great guide to balancing life and games, but does anyone have additional tips? Would love to try to fit more gaming if


I know Ive said that I wasnt going to buy any new games til at least Black Friday, but as someone who loves fitness as much as I love videogames, I couldnt resist the allure of Ring Fit Adventure on Nintendo Switch πŸ€ΈπŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

Chris Moyse

Ask Me Anything! Maybe Ill Have an awesome Saturday

Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently Those between bracket I am going to review when completed: - -SMT IV: Apocalypse (3DS) -Trine 2 (Wii U) -Tales of Berseria (PS4)


I sometimes wonder if the people in games like Death Stranding who use their likeness are aware of the people that take the models out of their games and use them for other


Howdy, Long Life is busy, but I need to give a special shout out to Return to the Obra Dinn on Runs great and is such a great Also fits well into a busy 12 fates down, 48 to go!


So I broke down and finally joined the retropie master I fucking love the thing as it lets me play this on my big tv!



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