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Rocket League is awesome, but the way it handles unlockables is garbage. I want a cool goal explosion and I have no way of working towards that.

 
 
 

Try not to completely blow yourself up tonight, I hear it's bad for you.

 
 
 

They'll remember me as a hero!



 
 
 

Merry Christmas! Try not to eat too much cheese!

 
 
 

I have pretty slim fingers, but I still struggle to write using the keyboard on my phone. This thing must be designed for tiny baby hands.

 
 
 

You defined the art, and it defines you.



 
 
 

Since it's still fresh enough to show up on the feed, feel free to check out my Mega Man blog that's really more about the high standards 2D platformers have reached over the years. I'd love to hear your thoughts!

 
 
 

The Normies have single-handedly 180'd my opinion of reaction channels. Turns out this shit can be entertaining!

 
 
 

My first round of Fortnite, the scariest horror game ever made.



 
 
 

Facebook, I pretty much only use you for chatting at this point. Your videos about me fucking suck.

 
 
 

Mega Man Bitchin'

2D platformers. They used to be everywhere. Then they died. The end! Except it wasn't. A small decade ago, they slowly started to make a return, and since then it became clear that they were here to stay. Not only that, but they argua...

 
 
 
 

Aw yea free Kung Fu Panda game! Does life get any better than this? The answer is no.

 
 
 

Sorry Archer, but this is my barbershop now!

 
 
 

Don't forget that you too can have a big sidebar thing showing off up to 20 of your favourite games! Give me your request and I'll get right on it!

 
 
 

Santa's little helper.

 
 
 

It's probably no surprise by now, but I've really gotten into Hitman lately despite only having the first two maps. I think Giant Bomb's (amazing) videos on it helped me approach it the right way. #HelmutFuckingKruger

 
 
 

When you party too hard.



 
 
 
 

This is why you should keep expired food around.



 
 
 

I hope the new Hitman series includes this iconic moment.



 
 
 

The snuggle is real.

 
 
 

Kick off your weekend with this!

 
 
 
 
 

A decision I make several times a day.

 
 
 

That article had no effect on me whatsoever!

 
 


About Dangoone of us since 10:28 AM on 11.09.2011


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About me:



Dango is: Human; floppy-grade single-player; #TranceToid, pistachio-loving monkey-catcher; non-competitive Nordic person; frogbeard-growth, noise + epic Destructoid Community Members!

The D is not silent.


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