The highlight of E3 for me was definitely this new BioShock announcement trailer:
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I could go for a slice of Metroid Bread.
Finally put out my blog on Hitman 2, the funniest and most confident game in the World of Assassination trilogy.
Ryan George personally attacked me.
Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart - All Sex Scenes (42:12)
Why is Zero Punctuation on the front page now? I must have missed something.
Turns out I can actually do this.
I've been watching The Sopranos for the first time, and today I got to the fourth episode of season 3. I need ten million drinks.
I'm working on a short story that I'm pretty excited about. It's supposed to be the introduction to a dark fantasy world, and the angle is a little strange in a way I find fun.
Put up the first of my Hitman trilogy blogs. Turns out there's too much going on in these games for me to condense all of my thoughts into one blog, so I've had to make my own trilogy.
Nothing makes me value the current state of the internet more than thinking back to the days when being a cynical asshole was the norm everywhere. It's gotten a lot better since 2008.
♫ He took my arm
♪ I don't know how it happened ♫
Mine's just this:
Everyone born before June 15th 2007 is older than Dirt.
Hey! All o' ya! C'mere! Stay here! Do it! HELP! KILL 'EM! Bwahahahaha!
Treasure ahead, therefore try jumping.
I can't change my username for some dumb reason so I can't join the cool new club. :(
It's so beautiful!
I really enjoy From Software's untraditional bosses when they're done well. The bad ones are real bad, but the good ones are always so memorable and exciting the first time.
A couple of Nintendo lawyers just showed up to make sure I know that they are in fact pulling Mario 3D All-Stars at the end of March, and that there's nothing I can do about it.
Here's to 15 more years! And then that should be it, we don't wanna keep milking this thing.
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Racecars, flamingo suits, cocaine bricks, Bollywood musicals, homing briefcases, moose tornadoes, bank heists, blueberry muffins, secret societies, suits of armour, headless horsemen and hungry, hungry hippos. Hitman 2 is fucking wild...