I'm glad they put in a mission specifically for me.

DanGotY 2018

A few minutes into Hitman 2's final level, and it's already nuts! The game is turning into BioShock.

I like pressing buttons and making things happen on my TV screen, so apparently I'm the target audience for a vape PSA.

Now, for fish cake, you'll definitely want to use a silenced pistol. ICA brand comes recommended here, but any kind will get the job done.

The Mumbai mission in Hitman 2 was really good. Game keeps surprising me with all its little new ideas.

I drowned Sean Bean in the crapper, and then shot him in the face to make extra sure he was dead.

Upstairs neighbours are blasting Nickelback. I should leave.

Day one.

Damn it, someone just dumped a big sack of Fallout 76 beta codes on my lawn. What am I supposed to do with these?

Game Informer mercilessly butchered Despacito on their stream. Several other songs too, but especially that one.

I've never felt as surrounded by dumbasses as I have today. Completely exhausted...

Read my new blog or I'll eat your goats! Bleurgh!

3 Goats

Seems appropriate.

So that's what all that global warming was for!

Bad call, ref. I totally made it!

I want the DDR movie to also be about the other DDR. The history of the Berlin Wall mixed with Footloose. Dancing is banned on the right side. It writes itself!

I didn't learn to snap my fingers until recently, and now I CAN'T STOP!!

more like fuckt*ber haha am i right

Moyse is challenging Carter recently with all these pieces. Are we witnessing the rise of a new champion? #ChrisBattle

The PS Classic is only exciting to me because it might lead to these games returning to PSN, with share features and everything. I don't have much interest in novelty consoles.

I just found out why people have been freaking out about Toad lately. Really wish I hadn't.

This is the best thing I've ever done and will ever do.

That horse has some serious new avatar potential.