I won't bother finishing my report card, so I'll just copy @TheLimoMaker's homework and do my top 9. Not all of them were on stage, but they should've been. 
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EA announces FIFA Battle Royale, a very silly game that ends up dooming the entire company because they spent a massive budget on it and neither audience wants it.
I hope How to Dragon 3 has more of these babies!
This year could be one of the good ones, better not get my expectations too high though.
It lives!
Whoa, check out this crazy leak!
I just shined (shone?) my shoes for the first time ever, just because I've never owned a pair this nice. Starting to relate to kids from the 1930s.
Can't say for sure, but I might have saved my plant.
Edit: I did a dumb.
After beating Iconoclasts, I'm convinced that most of the dev time was spent making unique and crazy boss fights. A few made me say naughty words, but I loved most of them!
My oregano plant is dying despite my best efforts to keep it alive. It got plenty of sunlight and plenty of water too, the ungrateful bastard!
Constipation metaphor.
The leaks just keep coming!
White chocolate is dumb.
I've never been a huge Stinkleberry fan, but the first level of Stinkleberry 3 makes my nipples sing with joy!
I have no idea to this day what that cowboy was screaming about. Truth is, I don't want to know.
If you one-shot a tough boss in Bloodborne, but had an npc help you do it, does the tree that falls in the woods make a sound?
Buying God of W4r would be economically irresponsible for me right now. I want to do it though...
I am every kind of ready for How to Train Your Dragon 3. Give it to me!
At the end of the last year, I was writing a joke blog about games to look forward to in 2018. I quickly got tired of the idea and deleted it, so here's all that's left:
Forbidden Woods has been my favourite Bloodborne area by far, boss included. I haven't beaten the game yet, but I don't think anything will top that for me. Would be pretty incredible if I'm wrong though.
I wrote a blonk about how nice it is to live in an era where you can easily share goofy crap from your video games with anybody. Go read it! I mean, if you want to...
Ready to witness some history!?
Did Angie turn into an Emoji and fly off to live on Planet Emoji?
About Dangoone of us since 10:28 AM on 11.09.2011
Art by the fantastic Roberto Plankton
Phalanxification by the bombastic ZombZ
About me:
Dango is: Human; floppy-grade single-player; #TranceToid, pistachio-loving monkey-catcher; non-competitive Nordic person; frogbeard-growth, noise + epic Destructoid Community Members!
The D is not silent.
The cream of my video game crop (alphabetical order):
It's been a real weird thing we've got going here since 2006. Sites like Destructoid are pretty much just unorganized book clubs for video games. One with members casually dropping by and participating at their own pace, where the dis...