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Only 7 more fave game lists to go. I really underestimated the demand for these, but I'll make sure to get them all done.


Ubisoft finally deleted my account!


This is the kind of tactical ambush you never learned about in history class.


Maybe this will get through to the fucking orangutans at Ubisoft Support.


This is magical.


Hotdog vs sandwich is whatever, but soup is NOT worthy of being associated with the magical world of cereal. Soup is warm, salty misery water AT BEST. It's a soul-crushing imitation of real food. #TeamFuckSoup


Damn it Photoshop, why won't you open? I got shit to do!


Looks even better than Mulan 2.


Disqus is a garbage fire.


How your favourites paint a picture of you

Despite the fact that a lot of things are bothering me these days, I can't help but try and stay positive. It's not always easy. I've been feeling pretty disconnected from the rest of the world for a while now, and it's worn me down q...


Hot tip: If you stay up all night, two days merge into one big day. These are caled super days. Maaaaade you thi


I had to try it, right?


I'm so happy we're getting this!


When did the elephant die? :(


Black Jack teaches history.


I sure wish the touch keyboard on my phone was designed for human hands instead of Tinkerbell hands.


They brought El Duderino back for that?


The elephant had another upgrade.


I didn't know you could actually do the main mission as a ninja. Love it!


If a stranger walked up to you with a cool mystery box, and told you that you could have the box if you shoved a live bird into your mouth, would you do it?


I just now got an email confirming my request to delete my Ubisoft account that I had to make for one game. I have to copy and paste a sentence back to them for it to be official. I just wanted to play a snowboard game.


If it's Harry Potter's job to retrieve the golden snitch, does that make him a golden retriever? Would explain why he keeps pooping his pants, he shouldn't even be wearing them.


What's your dynamic trio of most anticipated 2019 games? Mine goes Doom Eternal, Dreams, Ori and the Will of the Wisps.


About Dangoone of us since 10:28 AM on 11.09.2011

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Phalanxification by the bombastic ZombZ

About me:
Dango is: Human; floppy-grade single-player; #TranceToid, pistachio-loving monkey-catcher; non-competitive Nordic person; frogbeard-growth, noise + epic Destructoid Community Members!

The D is not silent.

The cream of my video game crop (no longer in alphabetical order):