I want to make a movie that's 50% people whispering and 50% extremely loud explosions. The title will be Thumb Workout.

Today is a very special day.

Replaying BioShock shortly after reading City of Ember makes me want to make my own weird, isolated city. With hookers and blackjack.

Pinky killed a Caco.

Classic quote.

TEST MIGHT

"Damn it, who keeps pushing down!?"

I won't downvote you unless you're a spam account or you say some evil shit, and even then I probably won't even bother. It's a feature that always seems to do more harm than good.

You'll never see me coming.

I'd like Titanfall 2 much better if the wall run and double jump were useful in combat instead of just being there for obstacle courses. The tutorial got me a bit too excited for that.

The Last Guardian was way more frustrating than it needed to be, but I feel that way about a lot of games. At least with this one, it was all worth it. Glad I played it!

It smells like fresh decade in here!

Redditors sound so fucking smart when they point out that an obviously staged video is fake. It's so cool how they ignore that no attempt was made to deceive anyone and just go for it anyway. I hope they never stop doing that.

Sapienza, Mt. Kongo, Alpine Skyline, Gloo Gloo and Kadingir Sanctum were my 5 favourite levels of the decade. Name each game and I'll smooch you on the cheek.

They're not so tough.

I want a version of Thor's journey to Jotunheim that's written like Steamed Hams. "You know, this cat looks quite similar to the serpent they have in Midgard." "Ohoho, no, it's a regional breed."

Perfect

Happens to me all the time.

I haven't played many Castlevanias, but this is the highlight of the entire series for me so far.

I'm so glad they finally fixed the design! This movie is looking way better now.

Wolfenstein II was NUTS! I'm so glad I played it. Here's my proudest moment:

The Australian version of Godzilla would just be a gigantic spider named Cunteridoo.

There are so many games I have yet to play and so many movies I have yet to watch, and it feels like an impossible mission to do so while I'm also trying to improve on myself and get out more. Every day is too short.

This is the best thing that's happened this year.

A huge spider ran under my fridge this morning, and when I got home, someone had made progress in Darksiders 3...