I don't think I'll like the Duke as much as the RE4 guy, but that's also a really high bar.

I'll never find out if they saw through my bullshit or just wanted to see what the switch did.

"My name is Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa," Gyoubu said calmly.

Even though I love Sleeping Dogs, I've never managed to finish it. I keep getting distracted by all the silly crap you can do, like locking people into car trunks and jumping from car to car.

Here's my Backloggd wishlist, featuring both upcoming games and games I've missed but which I really want to play. This serves as evidence that video games are dumb and expensive and mean for making me want them.

2021 fashion's off to a great start

Finished the first Edge Chronicles trilogy yesterday, because I'm a slow-ass reader (and also Christmas). It got a lot darker than I expected, but kept up the incredible imagination and sense of adventure. Definitely still want to read them all.

Should probably have mentioned earlier that you can read the prologue of my upcoming book right here, if anyone's interested: upagainstmooneye.com/prologue

We already have a strong contender for BRYVOTY (Banana Related Youtube Video of the Year).

The way Dishonored 2 bugs out all the time and looks like a PS3 game is just full of the exaggerated swagger of AN UNFINISHED FUCKING PRODUCT GOD DAMN IT WHY

merry chris ass

Dishono(u)red 2 is real cheap right now, and I'm considering it. I remember having a real bad time with the first one, but I love stealth games so much. Maybe I'll like this one better. Help me decide?

Important update on the Cyberpunk situation:

The virgin tears in rain vs the CHAD turd in the wind

It was nice of Dark Souls 2 to make the boss at the end of the big spider cave super easy, so I won't have to run through that nightmare over and over.

These games are hilarious

Why isn't Edge Chronicles a huge, gigantic thing? I'm a book and a half in, and it's wonderful. Are you telling me nobody wanted to make movies and shows about this cool world?

congratulations to me for winning the 'didn't watch the boring-ass award show' award lol

Not to get political or anything, but kings on Twitter are way too clumsy. They keep dropping their crowns!

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You didn't need to hear this from me, but Fargo (the show) is dope as hell.

I mean they know what this looks like, right? Especially after all the Covid deaths.

I can't believe Ronald Rump slipped on a banana peel and fell into the sun lol rip

Sometimes I wonder what the Tekken 3 announcer guy is doing right now. Do you think he's happy?

When you try to do NaNoWriMo and No Nut November at the same time.