Everyone born before June 15th 2007 is older than Dirt.

Hey! All o' ya! C'mere! Stay here! Do it! HELP! KILL 'EM! Bwahahahaha!

Treasure ahead, therefore try jumping.

I can't change my username for some dumb reason so I can't join the cool new club. :(

It's so beautiful!

I really enjoy From Software's untraditional bosses when they're done well. The bad ones are real bad, but the good ones are always so memorable and exciting the first time.

A couple of Nintendo lawyers just showed up to make sure I know that they are in fact pulling Mario 3D All-Stars at the end of March, and that there's nothing I can do about it.

Here's to 15 more years! And then that should be it, we don't wanna keep milking this thing.

I went for a run for the first time in a long time today. Send help.

I hope understanding Control's story isn't important to enjoying the game, because I've already given up on that.

The past year in a nutshell:

#Womantoid Still trying to make her happen!

Ah crap!

Dancer of the Boreal Valley more like Spanker of the Dango Asscheek

Every time there's a new trailer for Oddworld, there's a surprising amount of pushback to the fact that the game exists, and it's exhausting.

At least the one new thing they announced during that pointless stream was a cool kung-fu game I'd like to play.

I expected this boss to be a spine-grinder after how much I struggled with his area. He does slap me around pretty good in phase 2, but he's still the only boss I've been able to get in one try. Still a fun and exciting fight, though.

So anyway, this thing is out: [BUMP for anyone who might have missed it]

A solid chunk of my gigantic blog is now lost, probably because the word limit was stricter than anticipated. Might have to split this thing up.

I put a message in Dark Souls 3 saying "Rear ahead, therefore praise the thumb!" and I'm so proud of myself. Took a classic and put a fresh spin on it.

I put a message in Dark Souls 3 saying "Rear ahead, there for praise the thumb!" and I'm so proud of myself. Took a classic and put a fresh spin on it.

I'm starting to think having a strong single-player focus is a good idea.

Working on a monster of a blog. Might be a while before it's out because it's something I have a lot of thoughts about.

Dan and Leo is such a winning combo. It's wild to think that they're both ex-GameInformer staff who never worked there at the same time.

We finally got some real snow here. Time to make some snowballs and put them in the freezer in case some annoying children come by!