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Just found out you can ride a skateboard in Lost Judgment, which is pretty much all I needed to hear.

 
 
 

Feeling preypilled. Might fuckaround and morph into a coffee mug.



 
 
 

Death Stranding about to be GOTY for the third year in a row. The haters will say it’s impossible.


 
 
 

In one week a new Arkane game will be overlooked and largely ignored. Hype!!

 
 
 
 
 

My lord, NMH3 comes out the gate swinging for the fucking fences.

 
 
 
 

some of y’all could learn a thing or two about giving respect to a legend


 
 
 
 

“How do you make stealth interesting?” No, not through Batman-vision and an abundance of powers. Let players interpret their own surroundings thru rich sound design and lighting. Modern games could benefit immensely from these underutilized foundation



 
 
 

Lightly toasted take: Skyward Sword motion controls > button controls. Change my diaper.

 
 
 
 

Hey Mario Golf is out. Anyone picking it up? Where are my B-tier Nintendo heads at?


 
 
 

Wrote some words on Cruelty Squad, a game I think deserves more attention. Felt inclined to spill my guts over it in honor of the 1.0 release. I don't see a lot of coverage elsewhere. Consider giving it a read if you wish to be eternally cursed.


 
 
 
 
 

No more moaning about E3, effective immediately.

 
 
 

It’s official. Beloved/accursed immersive power fantasy and consumer software product CRUELTY SQUAD leaves early access on June 16th. This means dtoid MUST review it according to section 1626829 of internet law.


 
 
 

PS5 loves crashing in rest mode. Just absolutely shitting the bed every time it’s put to sleep. Imagine having to wash the sheets every morning because your partner constantly wakes up smothered in hot wet brown—that’s ok! We love him anyway!

 
 
 

WOW, the second area of RE Village kicks into pure nightmare overdrive and it has given me an incredible late night spook. With the first area being a classic RE “mansion,” the pacing is starting to feel like an anthology in the best possible way.

 
 
 

OK, I’ve seen enough. Crash 4 stinks. That’s my review from a longtime fan of the original trilogy. Piss unrelated.


 
 
 

Updated my copy of MGS4 amid the PS3 server debacle. I haven’t played this game since 2008 on my now bricked PS3-fat. Crazy to think how photorealistic this screen was at the time. Remember kids, smoking is cool as shit.


 
 
 
 

Pain. Guess I’ll keep busy with Crash 4 and Demon’s Holes. Have a good weekend, hunters.


 
 
 

What if Agent 47 was an exploited gig-worker tasked with killing new-money "biocurrency" speculators on a sovereign cruise ship littered with monstrous inhuman sex slaves? CRUELTY SQUAD is a tactical fps with an axe to grind and it is a depraved joy.


 
 


About Sweaty Dungusone of us since 1:09 PM on 10.26.2011

My name is Tayne. I live in a shack with my large son Roy.
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