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OK, I’ve seen enough. Crash 4 stinks. That’s my review from a longtime fan of the original trilogy. Piss unrelated.


 
 
 

Updated my copy of MGS4 amid the PS3 server debacle. I haven’t played this game since 2008 on my now bricked PS3-fat. Crazy to think how photorealistic this screen was at the time. Remember kids, smoking is cool as shit.


 
 
 
 

Pain. Guess I’ll keep busy with Crash 4 and Demon’s Holes. Have a good weekend, hunters.


 
 
 

What if Agent 47 was an exploited gig-worker tasked with killing new-money "biocurrency" speculators on a sovereign cruise ship littered with monstrous inhuman sex slaves? CRUELTY SQUAD is a tactical fps with an axe to grind and it is a depraved joy.


 
 
 
 

Support Cruelty Squad on Steam, the nightmarish and visually abrasive organ-harvesting fps about how capitalism sucks. David Jaffe hates it!



 
 
 
 

Picked up Anodyne 2 on Switch. This game is a...vibe? It has good chill music and low-poly 3D exploration. Then you go into other characters’ mind-palaces to do 16-bit topdown puzzle dungeons. Not sure what to make of it yet, but it’s cozy.



 
 
 

Yakuza, what a delight. Only game I enjoyed on PS4 this year.


 
 
 

Happy to report that I am now a proud member of the “guy who unnecessarily owns two switches” club. It’s just me. I’m the club.


 
 
 

Now on Steam: HROT, Episode 1. Survive a brown Soviet hellscape while doing DUSK shit. This is another one of those Quake-like "boomer shooters" that are having a moment, and it's probably my favorite scene in gaming at the moment. Highly recommend.


 
 
 

Wrestling Empire rules. I haven’t been hooked on a wrestling game like this since the mid-2000s.

 
 
 

More and more people are recognizing the beauty and excellence of Death Stranding, a game once written off as shallow and pretentious in a wave of snap reactions upon release.


 
 
 

Not usually into these survival/crafting games, but some friends and I picked up The Forest in the steam sale and we’re going absolutely wild on it. Super addictive game, looks gorgeous, and has been providing a lot of laughs these past few nights.

 
 
 
 
 

Game, of the Year 2020: Death Stranding

 
 
 

Your timeline has been blessed by the sleepy Italian. Post feet in the comments for good vibes in 2021.


 
 
 
 

Now that the dust is settling, the takeaway for devs RE: Cyberpunk should be to scale down your open worlds and focus on adding care & detail into smaller handcrafted hubs, rather than trying to impress with spectacle that ultimately holds the game back.

 
 
 
 

Taking this opportunity to watch some small-c cyberpunk. Total Recall is the fucking best. Pulpy sci-fi roller coaster laced with brutal crunchy action, top tier body horror, and a dash of satirical bite. Movies like this are a lost art.

 
 
 

PSA: Nioh 2 is 10 bucks at Best Buy right now. PS5 upgrade coming in February — but it may only be valid on the “complete edition” or some bullshit like that. YMMV I suppose.

 
 
 

Yakuza 7 is way too addictive. I guess I can function on 5 hours of sleep tomorrow?


 
 


About Sweaty Dungusone of us since 1:09 PM on 10.26.2011

My name is Tayne. I live in a shack with my large son Roy.
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