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10 Things you probably don't care about bleeeeh(+1)

Alright, I'll bite since everyone else and their dog is doing it, even if I hate to reveal ANYTHING on the interwebs. Most of you older kids should know most of this stuff, but you young'uns might not. 1. I'm pretty much one of the most la...


Why Hate RE5 (360 "douchers")

***Not all people who post on Destructoid are mindless trolls that are a scourge to legitimate gaming fans. They post only to feed off of the "masses" or "target audience" for dumbed down or those who are just plain too stupid to realize th...


Picked Back Up Again: Overlord

I play too many games at once. It's a well known fact to me, and it's a problem because I end up not finishing any of them. For instance, right now I'm playing Persona 3:FES because I want to finish it before jumping into Persona 4. Durin...

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A Time to Destroy: Self-Esteem

We've all been there. Hands gripping the controller tightly, beads of sweat running down your forehead, mouth contorted in a grimice of pain and confusion, while on the screen in front of you the "Game Over" panel is about to rear it's ug...


Left 4 Dead? Travesty of the Year Edition

Left 4 Dead game of the year? What the fuck Destructoid? How could you pass on such pretentious artsy fartsy games as Braid? I mean, it had watercolors. WATERCOLORS! Left 4 Dead doesn't even color it's water, much less have a painting fee...


11 Ways to be an Ass and Have Fun in L4D

So I noticed that several people are handing out advice about "how to be nice" in Left 4 Dead, and that this is the only way you can play and enjoy it. I say, not so good sirs and madams, or whatever the fuck you are, not so at all. In fact...


Blehmpressions: The Last Remnant

With the recent influx of great games coming out, who has time for another RPG? That's right, me. With my marathon Gears runthrough, the on/off again relationship I have with L4D, and my decision to put Legendary off to the side for a whi...


Join me on the Bandwagon Jumping Party!

I have to admit, I was a bit skeptical for the past few months concerning one of the more hyped games coming out soon. No, not Mirror's Edge, I've not been interested in that, well, ever, but Left 4 Dead. While Mirror's Edge is an overhyped...


Blehmpressions: Legendary

This is awesome. With the plethora of top tier titles coming out this winter season, it's easy for a few games to slip through the cracks and be missed. One of these games that's not really high profile, but has been advertised as such, i...


(Late)Bleh-view: Lost: Via Domus

[Writer's note: Yes, I know this is an older game, but with it being cheaper, and me borrowing it, I figured a review wouldn't seem so out of order now, would it? Besides, it gives a few extra days to space out for the Dead Space review for...


A Slight Problem I've Been Having...

Destructoid, I come to you with a confession and a problem. First, the confession, which, if you know me or read anything I've written, comes as no confession at all: I love role-playing games. Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Lost Odyssey, S...





Bleview- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

We all know that the cblogs have been oversaturated with reviews for this game, be them good, bad, or indifferent, but we haven't seen my review. Besides, this is the first game I've actually finished in probably six months or so, and I j...


Happy Belated Birthday Aborto!!

My attempt to find fetus pictures in party hats goes terribly wrong For some reason, Aborto had a birthday earlier this week and neglected to mention it to anybody. Had he had a facebook/myspace/reminder thing going on, I'd have done this...


Randomtoid: Mr Destructoid...in Danger?

ATTENTION ALL DTOIDERS!!! We must rise up together to save our beloved robot master. A new (well, relatively new) company has decided that enough is enough, and has started to produce weapons, monitoring devices, and anti-robot viruses. A...


About blehmanone of us since 8:11 PM on 08.01.2007

Real name: Mike

Amazing gif!

bleh, man
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:

Wanderingpixel is also awesome.

Current Games:

All of the things

Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen

My Hero:

My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie


Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?

To e-mail malicious hatemail: [email protected]

To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here

For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,

Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:

Also, also, sparkle:

Also, also, also, jiggles:

Also, also, also, also, Trent!

Alsox5, kitteh:

Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Xbox LIVE:blehmeng
Steam ID:blehmeng


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