So. What the fuck is E3?

I've heard there may be a new Fable? And like...its about time? How did that lapse? Oh yeah...molyneux.

I'm feeling it. I'm feeling a Mother 3 announcement. Based on no reason whatsoever. It'sa coming.

I have never played a DMC game and am currently trying the V demo. Are they all this slow? It seems a bit of a step down from Bayonetta.

It's 2019 and we are out here listening to the Best Jackson.

I played No Mans sky for one day when I first bought it and never touched it again. Have they updated that business? Is it cool and rad?

Man. Rage 2 is just gonna be like this the whole way through, huh? Pretty boring.

Gonna be a little bit selfish here and say that I am personally stoked that in the space of 24 hours 2 of the worst guest characters on the C-Team have managed to remove themselves.

I love Borderlands and all, but you know there where will be an arena presided over by a king wherein you must fight 100 opponents. Calling it now.

Borderlands is the game where I came to trust Jim Sterling's judgement and taste in games. The series will always be linked to my fondest memories of Destructoid in this way. I was never a fan of shooters but Borderlands was always so satisfying.

I should get Sekiro *smash cut to my inability to defeat Cleric beast or Asylum beast or finish Hollow Knight* Mmm...maybe not.

So Evangelion got a release date for Netflix today. Cool. Fine. Did you know they changed the voice actors though?

Yo, they put Trials on the Switch. The absolute madmen. Love that shit, needed to be mobile since forever.

Everyone is going to dunk on the Stadia with calling it the Ouya 2.0. Look. I kick started the Ouya and it got a bad rap, so let me just say that it really did suck far more ass than you will ever know. So...yeah. Oh, and Google can eat a dick.

I've been playing Fallout since the second one. It all peaked at New Vegas and I am vaguely worried that there will never be a bearable one made again.

Ah yes, time to start my once per year whack at Stardew Valley. The game grips me tightly for like...a month and then I'm over it. Until 6 months from now. SPYARMF FARMS AWAIT.

Also: apparently an Indiegogo campaign I bought into 6 years ago got a release today. Riot simulator. That might be fun.

"99 players. 1 winner" My eyes begin to roll into the back of my head. "Tetris Battle" My eyes return to their natural milky white. I'll get down on that.

140+ hours over two save files (forgot what had happened on the first file) and Persona 5 is finally done! I deeply regret dating the teacher and should have definitely dated Makoto or Takemi. Now...to do...uh...

I double posted. Sorry. Still, call your mum.

Merry chrimbmus my sweet, wet family. Hey. Call your mum. She misses you.

Honestly. All I want to know: Do you think it's cross eyed bear or cross I beared?

HEY FUCKERS. WE ARE TALKIMG ABOUT ALANIS MORISETTE HERE. I love her. She's my lady. Jagged little pill obviously, but what's your favourite song? I wish nothing but the best for you.

I have 2 weeks off from today and this has never happened before. I worked hospitality for 14 years and you don't get time off. Uh....so. Get drunk? Right? Right.

Perhaps it is a sign of my age but I am increasingly angered by pre-release leaks and dumps of game stories and footage by people. It's petulant. Reaks of undeserved entitlement. It's taken years for kingdom hearts, just wait a little longer.