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happy friday, comrades. if you've missed Podtoid of late, know that i've missed podcasting. which is why i've gone and done a new podcast, More Than Friends. we talked abt ps4 once.

 
 
 

turns out there's no efficient way to give out a huge amount of random games. gotta go to costco so the giveaway is on pause. here's Noitu Love: Devolution for Wii U: B0Y2HGHS1C42TJ57

 
 
 

this is tank troopers for 3DS. CJ made me play this with him. make someone you hate play it with you, too! #1: B0QVTKP34J560HTY #2: B0QVTKTX372TB48R

 
 
 
 
 

Later, comrades

It's been almost seven years that you have been stuck with me and it will be no more than that. I'm no longer Features Editor of Destructoid and am heading off towards something new. I leave you with 3,560 articles, an almost 100-epis...

 
 
 
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Mario smacks Yoshi's noggin to make that tongue do work

When Mario motions his arm forward in Super Mario World and Yoshi's tongue unfurls, Mario is not pointing to where Yoshi should lick. He is punching him in the god damn head, according to Nintendo. Fans have tried to take a close look at th...

 
 
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Insane PUBG player spends $1,015 on a red bandana

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is fun as shit, but when you've got 10 million sales and 1 million concurrent players, it's also big money, and bound to pick up some obsessives. Like the kind of player who drops more than a fucking stack on a...

 
 
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Shenmue 3 characters can move their face now

Hot off a $6.3 million Kickstarter campaign [squints] two and a half years ago, Shenmue 3 characters can now move their faces, as evidenced in the update above. Facial animations were actually implemented three months back, but none were c...

 
 
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Capcom is fixing Dead Rising 4 on Xbox when it comes to PS4

Capcom is fixing up former Xbox One exclusive Dead Rising 4 with an update of fan-requested changes timed to coincide with the release of the definitive Dead Rising 4: Frank's Big Package for PS4. AI tweaks, new enemies, and new side-quest...

 
 
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Cop this fantastic Overwatch poster

"Hanamura Showdown" by Josan Gonzalez and Laurie Greasley just went up for pre-sale Ana Hero Complex Galaxy. The roughly two feet by three feet Genji-nius print is up for pre-sale through October 11 and will run you $75 a pop. It'll make a ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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Madden AI can't stop Gun Monster

A handful of teams (Browns, Titans, Bengals, Ravens) have a formation that the AI in Madden 18 can't stop. It's called Gun Monster, and it sends the two exterior offensive linemen out wide. And while you'd think a running play with only th...

 
 
 
 
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The new Pokemon game is for babies

I know what you're thinking: all Pokemon games are for babies. And you're right! But the Pokemon Playhouse Android and iPhone app is straight billing itself as the, "first-ever official digital Pokémon experience for preschoolers." ...

 
 
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Watch over 30 minutes of The Evil Within 2 gameplay

You've seen the trailer. You've read Jordan's tepid preview. Now you can watch over a half hour of pure, uncut The Evil Within 2 footage for yourself. It's the classic third step before step four, buying the game and never playing it and p...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

love too actually go on vacation for once and then lose all the photos when your year-old phone shits the bed (:

 
 


About Steven Hansenone of us since 6:26 PM on 05.08.2011

Steven watches anime & sports, buys meat out of trucks, dates a Muppet, and is only good at cooking. He stands before you bereft of solace and well on the road to perdition. ('^ω^)
 
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