'Doing the Mario?' Is that what we're calling it these days?


First off, we'll throw out a global NSFW warning for this entire post.

The Japanese side (half) of the internet is riddled with fan videos created with the help of popular eroge (erotic game) Schoolmate. Game company Illusion Soft probably had no idea that their horny sex simulation would eventually be weaved into the fabric of the internet as countless videos of  sad-faced anime girls doing repetitive pelvic thrusts and licking motions to various musical themes made their way to computer screens worldwide.

The funniest video we've come across just happens to be the least horny one (above). This video uses a few 'motions' to create a sort of dance to the popular Super Mario Bros. Super Show ending credits theme song, better known as "Do the Mario". The creator of this video makes good use of the 'hand tool' to create breast-specific jiggle. What amazing detail!

Also, as a bonus, here's another video from the same YouTuber, who insists that its actually frosting that is being licked.

For those of you who just dropped these two videos into your "Spank Bank" YouTube folder, here's more scenery from the game as well as the demo so you can 'do the Mario' on your own time.

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Dale North
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I am Destructoid's former Editor-In-Chief. I love corgis. I make music. more + disclosures



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