I like to take time sometimes to appreciate the finer things in life.
I'm not a stoner or pot head or weed addicts as the kids all say, but I do enjoy my share of crappy foods from time to time.
Sure, we can all go have Chilean Sea Bass or Beluga Caviar, maybe even indulge in some Whataburger or Chikfila. But right now, tonight, I wanted one thing.
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
After all the hell I've gone through this last week, I deserve to reward myself, and I do so by making a nice grilled cheese sandwich. Fuck being sick and dependent on mom to make this for me. My mom's 60 miles away and probably hanging with Workman right now, so she don't need the hassles.
So, first step in making what I consider to be the pinnacle of grilled cheese sandwich making is:
Double the fiber means double the poo after digestion! YUM!
I assist in blocking the colon, hence the double fiber bread.
And the magical ingredient that will have you salivating seconds from now...
So, prep. Butter your bread. Add 2 slices of cheese. Coat cheese liberally with bacon salt.
The cheese will resemble Shake 'n Bake when properly coated.
Apply assembled sandwich to sandwich grill.
Grill, flip, then grill some more.
Remove from grill.
When prepared properly, there is no difference in taste between grilled cheese and birthday cake, porterhouse steak, or a #1 combo from chikfila because it is just that fucking amazing.
I'd offer some opinions on the taste, but they're getting cold and I'm hungry.