Teta´s E3 2009 Predictions (sorta NSFW)

After reading Shipero´s E3 2009 predictions, I thought to myself: Hmmm, he´s so right.
But, thinking a little bit about it, i must conclude that he missed the biggest announce of all the announces ever announced.

Yes, he missed the announcement that every gamer, that every blog reader, that every single man and women who ever heard of E3 around the interwebs want to hear.
It´s so simple, and still no one talks too much about it.
What announcement has been missing for two whole years?

BOOTH BABES!

Yes, E3 2009 will bring the Booth babes back and everyone will be happy.

Microsoft will announce better hardware and will have big chested women with red rings of death over her nipples, making an analogy on how fake those tits and those rrod´s are.


Sony will have asian booth babes cause everyone love those for a strange reason.


Nintendo will have booth babes with cat ears and they will announce their new perfect chat with no voice option and everyone will forget that because of the cat ears.


Asses will be touched.


Photos with Niero will be taken.


And cups, socks and toilets will be filled with E3 happiness.