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Cblog Xbox Achiev-a-Challenge #1

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THIS IS A NEW CONTEST! THIS IS A CALL FOR ENTRIES!
ALSO! Please don't repost my email address in the comments! If you can't figure it out, it only gets harder from this point forward. YOU MUST EMAIL ME FOR ENTRY!




Some people call me a Space Cowboy, some people call me the Gangster of Love, some people walk around callin' me an asshole.

I embrace the first, disregard the second (I dislike italian stereotypes)*, and question the third.

*A racist once told me that Italians are incapable of love.

Is it an asshole-move to give back to the community? No.

Is it an asshole-move to make you people WORK for prizes? Uh...no.

Is it an asshole-move to stay up late nights sharpening my writing skills to write a 4 page essay on why fanbois must di... uh, it is actually. sorry for that, but it serves a purpose.

Anyway. I sit here with the Cblog Xbox Scavenger Hunt in the past, as of... now. And I feel empty inside. Granted, I could fill that void with tears of loneliness or ice cream, but I much prefer to take that emptiness, bottle it and let it ferment into a delicious rage, which goes good with fish, chicken, and white sauce dishes.

My rage, your suffering, is this new torment I'm about to unleash upon you all.


Mah rage, rat in cage, etc... I just saved you guys about 30 sad and unfunny posts.

UPDATED!

There are prizes again. I've gathered a 4000 MS point card for first, 1600 points for second, and a copy of Uno for third. There will be more prizes. As evidenced by the community support of fundraising for one Riser T. Glen's new Xbox 360, I've seen the generosity of the community, and I've already received offers for more prizes with this new contest to make it better than before.

Contest duration = 4 months.

Each month will consist of a single challenge. Each challenge is not specifically tied to a particular game. There will be a lot more freedom this time around in the challenges, albeit with a short list of do's and don'ts each month as per the challenge. NO BONUSES!

JULY
1000!

1000 starts off real simple. Get as close as you can to 1,000 points on any game you want. Sounds easy/hard-ish, yes?


"I'll just go beat Avatar! HAHA!! FUCK YA'LL! I WIN DVD! NOW I GO POST MY RAID RESULTS ON /cake/ on 7chan!"

Whoa there, kiddo. Okay, first off, no Avatar, no Lost: Via Domus, no EA Sports titles (Sorry, no Madden '05 or Fight Night). And no King Kong.

Secondly, your game has to be pre-approved. Meaning you email me what game you're planning on playing. It has to be new for you, meaning you have 0 points on it currently. It can be NEARLY any game. After picking the game, garner as many achievement points as possible to get 1,000. Your score is based on the NUMBER OF ACHIEVEMENTS YOU UNLOCK IN YOUR GAME OF CHOICE, plus a spiff of 100 points if you do manage to get the whole 1000 points.

Blogs about your experience are encouraged, but not required, for now.

Meaning, if you (were able to) pick Avatar, you can get all 1,000 and get... 105 points.

If you are a pain freak and hate life, go for EDF 2017. 105 points if you get all 1,000.

Orange Box will net you 199.

GTAIV would be 150.

And so on. If no one gets the full 1000, que sera, sera... At least you get some points. All points must be honestly earned. No farming out to Chinese child labor in exchange for livestock.

Email me @gmail.com if interested in participating. If you have a gmail address, it would benefit you greatly since Google Docs will need to be available for score keeping and overall tallies. ALL ENTRANTS MUST START IN JULY. NO LATECOMERS IN AUGUST OR LATER MONTHS.

The goal of this contest is to prove to the community at large, exactly how hardcore you are, ladies and gentlemen. Can you beat a whole game in a month's time? Can you face an onslaught of ridiculousness and still come out ahead? CAN YOU UNDERGO THE TORTURES OF THE DAMNED TO WIN?



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About BluDesignone of us since 11:49 AM on 11.10.2006



I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P



I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...



PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
Xbox LIVE:metalocalypse
PSN ID:BluDesign
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