I came home from work this afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by a brown package originating from Japan. I thought to myself, what the fuck is this?! My Dualshock 3 had arrived months ago, and most recently, my Sons of Liberty mini figures also got delivered and now decorate the top of my television- So my brain went into overdrive trying to figure out what this was (You might be asking yourself why doesn't he just open the fuckin' package and see what it is instead of standing there in deep thought struggling to remember what insane impulsive purchase was made this time).
Eventually, (much too much time passed before my idiot self actually decided to commit to some action) I found my swiss army knife and with a surgeon's precision (if he was a functional alcoholic who suffers from the shakes) cut open the belly of the box.
[Cue the heavenly lights shining down upon me and my package]
Directions? Who needs them. This is America!
(My apologies for the excessive use of parentheseseses. I like to follow up my thoughts with thoughts about my thoughts)