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A Box From Japan?!

I came home from work this afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by a brown package originating from Japan. I thought to myself, what the fuck is this?! My Dualshock 3 had arrived months ago, and most recently, my Sons of Liberty mini figures also got delivered and now decorate the top of my television- So my brain went into overdrive trying to figure out what this was (You might be asking yourself why doesn't he just open the fuckin' package and see what it is instead of standing there in deep thought struggling to remember what insane impulsive purchase was made this time).

Eventually, (much too much time passed before my idiot self actually decided to commit to some action) I found my swiss army knife and with a surgeon's precision (if he was a functional alcoholic who suffers from the shakes) cut open the belly of the box.

[Cue the heavenly lights shining down upon me and my package]


Directions? Who needs them. This is America!

(My apologies for the excessive use of parentheseseses. I like to follow up my thoughts with thoughts about my thoughts)
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About norm9one of us since 5:41 PM on 12.02.2007

Here's my quick list of favorites:

NES- Legend of Zelda, Gumshoe, Pro Wrestling, Tetris
SNES- Final Fantasy III, Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting, Gradius III
Nintendo 64- Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Harvest Moon 64
Gamecube- Ikaruga, Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Metroid Prime
Wii- Metal Slug Anthology, No More Heroes, Wii Sports

Genesis- Columns, Golden Axe
Dreamcast- Shenmue, NBA 2K1

XBox- Ninja Gaiden, Stubbs the Zombie, Fatal Frame
XBox360- Dead Rising, Earth Defense Force

PS2- GTA:San Andreas, Metal Gear Solid 2, Shadow of the Colossus, FirePro Wrestling
PS3- Uncharted, Warhawk, NBA 2k8

Here's a quick blurb about myself-

I am a children's librarian living in Los Angeles.

I like reading, writing, and watching tv.

I hate people who talk down to others. I like talking down to people who talk down to others to prove a point.

I spend way too much on video games, action figures, comics, and beer.

I plan on writing blog entries as soon as I am done with this whole lazy thing, which I enjoy.

Xbox LIVE:norm9
Mii code:PSN- jaykayone


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