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WHAT the fsck is wrong with you guys?

Today is a very important day today and there ain't a SINGLE post that's pointed it out today.

For shame on all of you.

You've all been fortunate enough to have this for a whole year and no one has come up and said it.

Happy birthday Community Blog Page.

1 year ago today the Cblogs made their public debut on dtoid.

And to commemorate, I'm posting my second blog I ever wrote.

(and considering that my first one is entirely dated considering that I talk about Summa-one...) I decided to go to my first creative blog, which was my second one.



The Stupid Shit I Find On The Internets
An internet community blaugh written on Ye Olden Destructoideth

Oh I surf a lot at work.

I surf a lot.

And I like to disturb my mind. And the minds of others.
But... We'll start off simple and get worse as the post gets updated.

I use Google images a lot to find the shit I post up on dtoid. As anyone may know, when you go there, you can type in damn near anything you want, click "Image" and someone's taken a picture of it. That shit's for sissies. What I prefer is improperly tagged stuff, and things you find on sites that are linked to your search. Like this picture here I found of Wayne and Jan Skylar on the right. Yeesh.

Which isn't the strangest thing really. The photo's taken from Party City's grand opening in Lewisville, TX; which is near Dallas. It's not even odd that Batman showed up to the grand opening.

Or even that Bruce Wayne shops at Party City for his fancy million dollar soirees.

And here he is at the Waco store's grand opening.

It's about 150 miles from Lewisville. Bruce, it's okay. The one near your house is no different from this one. The opening day specials can't be that awesome, can they?

No, I think what takes the cake here, is that Mr. Bruce Wayne, aka The Batman, is fucking slacking off in his spare time, not fighting crime, not running Wayne Industries, but fucking shopping for crepe paper party supplies!

Here's a picture of the lazy bastard in Michigan for chrissakes.

WTF Bruce?!

Is your giant Wayne Manor really that dour and depressing where you have to keep it stocked with shitty $1 party banners and paper hats? God forbid if Batman runs out of Silly String and bubble guns.

And do you need to drive 3,000 miles in your goddamn Batmobile (they have v8's in those Bruce, that's awful on milage!) to go buy mylar balloons and noise makers.

Bruce. Get a computer dude, buy the shit online, they'll ship it to you, plus you don't have to look like a damn emo goth dude running around in a black rubber cape in June.

More to come...

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About BluDesignone of us since 11:49 AM on 11.10.2006

I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P

I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...

PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
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