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I have a new obsession: My brain

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For the last two weeks thereīs one game that have been around my mind all day long.
No, itīs not GTA and his mass murdering and crazy driving. Itīs not a black and white game that uses Ash from the Evil Dead Trilogy. Itīs not me, being a wacko with some plastic guitar and a noisy plastic drum set.

NO!
Itīs a stupid Facebook game.
F-A-C-E-fucking-B-O-O-K game.


But why do I sound angry and obsessed with this game?
Well, itīs because the game is plain simple, too simple if you ask me.
You have to complete 4 tests:
1st Analyze: You either count falling blocks or choose wich figure is heavier.
2nd Math: You either complete the math operation, or fill in the missing simbol.
3rd Memory: Traditional memory cards or remember de sequence.
4th Visual processing: You choose the correct missing piece for the jigsaw or click on some asteriods with numbers.

After that, they give you score and a figure that matches the size of your brain.
There is no Rocket Science.


So, it only shows you a score, why scream, and throw your mouse all over the place?
Because then you are compared to your friends, or country or World. Yes, you are compared, they show you who can count faster than you, or sum faster.
They tell you you are inferior, and retarded, and you canīt see that the rabbit is heavier, but your friend can. Oh yeah, he can say 1+1=2 faster than you, while he is eating something and pointing his finger and laughing at you.

I just canīt stand being 5th, I canīt.
I tasted the sweet glory of being 1st for some weeks between my friends, and now I am 5th and canīt stand it.


Go, add that application on Facebook and feel my obsession. Feel the pain and burn that I am feeling.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and see if the rabbit is heavier than the fox and rhino.
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About Tetaone of us since 1:14 PM on 04.07.2007


OHH I SO NEED TO UPDATE THAT
I introduced myself a while ago, iīm not doing it twice

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Systems I own:
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- PS3: Tetarean
- PC
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Oh! And he draws Destructoid
Ronaldo Workmeng
Virtual Girl
Electro Lemon
Niero
Tazar
Cheeburga
Wardrox
Jim Sterling
Rio McCarthy
Yojimbo
Phoneix Blood
Samit
Harassment Panda
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And the ones he missed
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