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This is important to all of us. We need to end it all. Please help kill the "Fanboy" mindset.

A repost for people who either missed it or forgot already.

What's the point of it all?

Seriously? Is it money? Can you not afford multiple consoles? Can you not appreciate good art no matter what the platform?

OH! You need to be able to shoot some nig--z.

What is this horse crap? It's 6 minutes of meandering. Compares a controller to a dildo? That's a valid point! Xbox has zero games apparently. And the games it has, have pussy soundtracks with bitch ass "Tears of War" for titles.

Chad Warden aside, what's the benefit you get out of deriding a console? Does it make your dick harder? Does it get you more pussy? More cash? Bigger rims to spin your 1" thick tires upon? A perfect 300 at the local bowling alley?

Or is it that deep down in your heart, you're jealous of which you cannot afford and this is your ONLY way to lash out?

It's the same everywhere you go. People have issues on consoles with the way a game console looks. Need I point out the fact that original consoles, ALL the way back to what basically created your hobby you currently enjoy all looked like ass.

I mean if I have to compare this to anything, I'd lose automatically because I'm judging a console's quality based on the visual aesthetic of the FUCKING SYSTEM.

And look at this shit. It's a grey boring ass box. Who'd play this? Right?

I hear these guys don't like Nintendo for some reason...


Pfft, I need a Sony platform clearly to handle my gaming needs.

One thing's for sure. Sony's never put out anything that made someone question their sexuality, that's for sure.

Ever. So, sorry if

this seems like a Sony fanboy rant, but it seems far too common in their ilk than to see with other consoles. If someone from the Dreamcast community wants to pipe up, join in on the comments. But this is really getting fucking old.

I'm drawing a line in the sand here today. I'm not a fanboy. I'm a gamer.

I'm a gamer. And you should be too.

To decry anyone's console of choice is a bigoted and stupid thing to do that makes you no better than a lot of other famous bigots.

These guys are fans of irrational ideals. I guess that makes them fanboys as well.

Tell me I'm wrong. Go on. Show up on my porch and tell me why I'm wrong. Tell me why it is that your particular console is head and shoulders better than the rest and end it all for fucks sake. Because, surely, your single opinion will shift the millions of other gamers out there with your single valid argument. It'll end millions invested in game development for multiple platforms and send millions out of a job based on your one opinion. And we're not talking about a "Shit, my shit's better because yours sucks because it's gay." No, you don't win there. And you don't win on sales figures. Your console could be the lowest selling console on the market and ANYONE that buys it and enjoys it gets to benefit from it and your argument FAILS SO FUCKING HARD that you might as well give up on your line of thought because all it does is retard and reaffirm your bigoted ideals for YOURSELF AND YOU ALONE. That person that buys that one console. He's going to enjoy things you could not dream of because your stupid, narrow minded ideal.

Good sir, I ask you today to leave Destructoid.

We are a HARDCORE GAMING COMMUNITY and we do not like your kind here. We like gamers. We do not like fanboys.

How can I qualify this any further? There's already been a mass discussion on this on this site, but maybe it needs to be brought back every once in a while to remind people why it is that Destructoid is NOT a Sony site, NOT a Microsoft site, and NOT a Nintendo site.

We play games on Destructoid.

So... if you're staying, come on in, but...


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About BluDesignone of us since 11:49 AM on 11.10.2006

I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P

I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...

PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
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