Reminder, we're over halfway through the month...
Like sands through the hour glass, so are the Days of Our Lives...
This is DVDdesign, and this is the March Cblog Xbox Scavenger Hunt.
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Another month down, another month over. More people showed up and brought down the house with lots of ease. Bfeld managed to clear the whole month on Day 1.
This month, we're going to our normally scheduled format for the remainder. This will also put us at the half way point at the end of the month.
Again, a reminder, you guys are tussling over the winner's choice of a 4000 MS point card or a free year of Xbox Live.
To carry over from last month, we're going to have a breakdown of achievements by points, get the points to complete the challenges. Do part of one and be assigned partial credit for your efforts.
How the tally at the end will work is that the entrant with the highest score will win the prize. In the event of a tie, a randomizer will be used to determine a winner from the pool of tied scores.
The scoreboard so far for our entrants! (if you see any discrepancies, please email me @gmail)
Never On 0
Conrad Z 22
Spiderpigg 0 1
Lost Crichton 1
I'd like to stress that it's still quite possible to win this thing. We still have 4 months of challenges left to go and so far we have a relatively early start from 3 contenders. POINT VALUES WILL CONTINUE TO CLIMB TO KEEP PEOPLE IN THE LEAD ON THEIR TOES!
This month's Challenges are...
PREY - 15 Points Clear all three hidden minigame achievements in Prey, and clear 12 multiplayer achievements
This would be too easy if I just told you what the minigame achievements are... See, with this month, you guys are going to have to work together AND work against each other. Sure you could post in the comments below what the minigames are, but then you'd be helping your opponents.
Oh wait. Multiplayer achievements. Who the fuck still plays Prey? Who could you use as your pool of potential victims to get these achievements. Maybe email Snaileb and ask him to make Prey a FNF game? Perhaps? I noticed that a few of the multiplayer achievements are awarded for 250 kills? That's a lot of trust...
One point for each of the minigames, One point per multiplayer achievement. *** - If for some reason, you do not have Live Gold, email me for alternate means of entry for Prey. PAC-MAN: Championship Edition - 10 points + 1 bonus point Clear 200/200 Gamerscore points
Not as bad as it sounds. All you really have to do is not die, and finish all the modes in the game. Everything else just kinda falls into place. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!
Bonus point if you beat my high score on Championship Mode!
And the bonus challenge...
Suck it up fuckers, you'll live through this...
Yaris - Double your point total for the month
Easily the worst game in the entire Xbox library, this piece of crap was largely downloaded and then ignored for it's inane attempts to try to make us buy uncomfortably small and ugly cars under the premise that there's tentacle sex with the fuel lines and flaming wheels to attack you on the street. I thought long and hard about how to include this as a challenge, but ultimately, it seemed just too juicy to pass up as a bonus challenge given the banality, poor steering, and lack of enthusiasm Destructoid showed towards this title.
Sit down for this one.
You must clear any 7 achievements in Yaris
So there's a potential 26 points up for grabs this month.
Entries for this month must be completed either by the end of the month, or before the last person to contact me finishes the challenges. If a new entrant joins the contest, they must notify me via email @gmail.com for entry to extend your deadline until the end of the month.
All you have to do is want it bad enough. Next month, the challenges get harder, more intense, and more valuable to winning. I've got some really mean shit lined up for April, so I wish you guys the best of luck for March.