I'm writing a novel.
I'd like to say it combines William Gibson's cyberpunk futurism with Lovecraft's squid-faced terror, but that would be a lie, despite the nerd erections I just fueled.
I'd also like to say it's an alternate past tale of what would have happened had Anne Frank been replaced with Tyler Perry. Sure it's a stupid idea, but the title "Anne Frank: Diary of a Mad Black Woman" is almost too tempting to abandon.
Honestly this preamble was my way of saying I don't really want to detail the plot, but I will share the first line:
"James Cameron was an asshole."
Feel free to speculate.