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Sadly, writing is my only marketable skill


I'm writing a novel.

I'd like to say it combines William Gibson's cyberpunk futurism with Lovecraft's squid-faced terror, but that would be a lie, despite the nerd erections I just fueled.

I'd also like to say it's an alternate past tale of what would have happened had Anne Frank been replaced with Tyler Perry. Sure it's a stupid idea, but the title "Anne Frank: Diary of a Mad Black Woman" is almost too tempting to abandon.

Honestly this preamble was my way of saying I don't really want to detail the plot, but I will share the first line:

"James Cameron was an asshole."

Feel free to speculate.
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About Earnest Cavallione of us since 3:17 AM on 10.30.2006

I'm Nex.

I used to work here but my love of cash led me to take a gig with Wired.

I still keep an eye on the 'toid, but to see what I'm really up to, you should either hit up my Vox or go have a look at the Wired media empire.

More Info:
My Vox: https://nex.vox.com/
Nex's MySpace: https://www.myspace.com/nexypoo
Armory Profile: https://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Uther&n=Nex
Xbox LIVE:Sic Semper Nex


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