Welcome to episode 2 in my continuing "Talking with Tazar" series. In the pilot episode
, we explored mankind's natural balance of humor through mispronunciation. In today's episode, we look at nature and its many mysteries.
D: I think I'm gonna go read a book
Tazar: wat book? is it are you there god its me doris?
D: Day by Day Armageddon
D: I didn't read the book you mentioned, but this morning I finished my rough manuscript for, "Are You There God? It's me Tazar and I have fire ants in my rectum."
D: you're the one with fire ants in your rectum. you'd know best
Tazar: marge yr breaking my haart :*(
D: I still love you. maybe one day santa will bring you a fire ant eater
Tazar: to eat ants in my rectum. god damn who do you think i am richard gere?
D: it all sounds so saucy. you're this gen's richard gere
Goodnight, Destructoid. Stay slippery.