Like all those letters in Penthouse Forum, this kind of stuff never happens to me. Ever.
A reader at GoNintendo happened upon some nerd gold when he found a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl
hanging around at Sears a whole week and a half early. I would too if I lived in such an abusive household, constantly getting my ass kicked by my siblings.
Maybe you've heard of this game? Maybe you want this game? Well then, get your ass to Mars
...errr...Sears and see what's what. It's also listed as in-stock on their website
in case you want to take a chance with the intarnets.