Well Happy Valentines Day to anyone who owns an HD DVD player. How was your evening? Good? Good. Well sit down. Your mother and I have something important to tell you.
We spent a long time talking it over and we decided to come to a decision. Your mother and I are getting a divorce. It's all over for us
We figured you deserved to know, but it's going to happen really really soon. We don't blame you, you obviously supported us through the tough times, but your mother just longed for the touch of another HD format.
Ol' Mr. Blu-Ray who lives down the block has been screwing your mother far more than I ever have, and apparently she likes it more. He's bigger, offers more options in the long run, and apparently he's been screwing you as well when he gave you that PS3 last year.
I'm going to go hang out with Mr. Blu-Ray's exes, UMD, Betamax, and CED.
We're going to go all die a slow lonely neglected death.
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