Throughout the years we have seen countless couples. From the page, to the big screen, to our video games, love is a very endearing factor in just about every facet of entertainment and culture. That being said, who is the greatest couple of all time? Mario and Peach? Fuck that. Wanderer and his horse? Only if you're mexican.
Link and Zelda? Pretty sure one of them is gay.
No, none of these "couples" embody the true meaning of love. They're always one castle away, or you're riding them bareback.
But do not fret my loyal Communitoid™, for there is but one couple who completely capture the true meaning of love and companionship.
That couple is...
PS: Yes, I know Zero Punctuation beat me to the punch
(slight pun intended), but I've had this idea for two weeks now. So fuck the hell off.