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Mein Kampf, Deep throat, Mass Effect

I'm sure you have all seen the dumbed down version of this blog.

A letter to the US presidential candidates.

Here we have it in its unedited form, with all the very nescesary quotation marks and even more hyper acurate "facts":

I know that they all 'probably' assume they have better, much more 'important', urgent, timely, things to 'campaign' on, but I sure would like to get their 'individual' takes on the new 'video game' that one "company" is marketing to innocent little twelve year old orphans.

It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its 'players' - universally male, spotty, four eyed, social outcast and virgins, no doubt - to engage in the most hardcore, filthy, two girls and one cup style sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size and number, and penis length of the two girls they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" viscously fuck in every position, form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.

Yes, all of these result in sex with a chicken

It IS marketed for the X-Box 360, perhaps the most visually stimulating, vibrating, gaming system ever made. The software for such allows the blending of DVD video, component graphics, and the manipulation of actual pictures so that they move, and a box that engulfs the twelve year old �boy� playing it and then fucks him in the head (note, head fuck should be added to the list of possible sexual acts within the game as well)

Now if I have trouble with my son taking his James Bond 007 games a little too emotionally, imagine the powerful effect that hormones add to the mix when the player's own character is copulating like jack rabbits with super-models, actresses, porn stars, geriatrics, Alzheimer's patients, horses, worms and any 'thing' else they can spend the patience and time left after the game forces them to take up a crack habbit, to create, name, and "put into play."

I hear the libertarian Ron Paul's answer already, "Government has no business censoring freedom of expression." Figures, he's a libertarian and wants to fuck our children.

With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.
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