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We bought carpet today for the new house. Adult purchases are weird. You’re proud and happy but the price makes your butthole tighten up. It’s really fucking soft carpet too. Squish between you toes likes you’re on ecstasy kind of stuff.

- Sent from my Lisa Frank Dungeon



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About Occamsone of us since 7:53 PM on 02.11.2009

I am a Community Moderator for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddle of Diet Coke.

Well that certainly sounded dramatic.

LOL Andy was here LOL
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