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Pray for Smurfette!

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Yo listen up
Heres the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him
Indside and outside
Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and his-self
And everybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen.

Im blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba dee
Da ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat once)

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color I bought that I wear
Blue are the trees and now the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette its standing outside
Blue are the words are say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

Im blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba dee
Da ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat twice)

Indside and outside
Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and his-self
And everybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen.

Im blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da
Ba di da ba dee da ba di da (repeat til end)

**Thanks to the genius minds of the IRC Cartel we here at Destructoid have coined a new term that we hope to become a meme on the interwebs. This came on the heels of the recent announcement that Warner Brothers Studios has decided to go exclusively onto the Blu-Rays. Ladies and gentlemen, we believe that this move is an act of Blurayp!

According to a Professor at the Dutch National Institue of Silly Sexual Deviants and Naughty Pastry ( a small city college in Ballintown), "the etymology for this new word comes from the mis-typing the words Blu-ray player as blurayp layer. A Blurayp layer is also known as a Bluraypist." Professor Pew continues, "Any time that there is someone who fanboys the Blu-ray format over hd-dvd and is a complete douche about it shall now and forever be known as a Bluraypist." So says the Giant Robot, So says us all.

*This just in, we have actual video of the one and only There has actually been a case of Blurayp this year and the man has indeed survived, you can hear his amazing story at this link. Now he blames it on a quacky medicinal process he was doing, but don't let him fool you, it was the work of a sinister Bluraypist! If you see anyone resembling the victim or the above alleged Bluraypists please contact Gargamel the Wizard by magic mirror.

There have been no reports on the safety of Smurfette, but we are hopeful that she is alive and well...please if you have any spare time, send a little prayer her way. Rule 34 speculation be damned, let's hope she's alright.

(Thanks ProfPew!)
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About Excrementoone of us since 5:39 PM on 07.11.2007

Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.


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