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console resolution

Since Jehovah told me I suck I thought I post something of semi intelligence. Since boring working is mother fucking boring.

You know how every year you try to make a New year's resolution. For example it might be stop watching fat chicks with Midget porn. Quit peeing on bums and setting them on fire for your personal enjoyment. Stop flashing those soccer moms at starbucks while you drink your mocha Ice tea.

Whatever your resolution might be for 2008 forget it those things don't work. So continue peeing on your favorite bum while you walk to work.

Any way what would your resolution be if you were a console.


Pray a third party can make a game without the words Mini or party attached to it.


Replace Obscene words on XBL. * Instead of saying die in hell you fucking Douchebag Cuntaosaur * It will now say * Geez, Man that was a fine game of Call of duty 4


Talk to me in 2012 when I am cheap

P.S Have a happy New year guys... I'll be working for the Man
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About Johnny Blazeone of us since 11:50 AM on 01.06.2007

Hey what's good Robots... I really don't have a Fanboy class. I am too old for that bullshit to have a favorite console... Cough Nintendo Cough.. Anyway I don't own a motherfucking thing beside debt. The only thing i own that is remotely cool is my Wii and my car.. I am a broke ass college student that is finally graduating this year. I am going for News reporting.. I would like to be a host on a cool Gaming Network.. So if Mr. Niero or Mr.Ron "I fuck Sheep while Drinking Paps Blue Ribbon" Workman want to venture out to televison give me a call.. I am black so I know you guys can dig free labor...

I am really diggin the 360 alot more... So I might have to do some nude modeling for art students to get one...

I don't know how hardcore I am when it comes to gaming. I have a terrible habit of playing a game and not beating it all the way.. I just beat Metroid Prime last year and I bought it two years back..

But recently with the Wii. I been beaten games like I do my Meat.. Good shit huh!! The games I own on the Wii are Red Steel, Zelda TP, Harry Potter OOTP, ..

IIght Robots i am out...

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