I remember that one Christmas where I beat my brother about the head with a lead pipe and shived my mom. That year was so epic that none have come close to reaching its levels of awesome; fortunately, Amazon used their Asari powers and found the memory. Thanks Amazon! For
$14.99 I can get the
gift of murder and controversy as a late Christmas present! Say what you will, but it's less twisted than
Elf Bowling 1 & 2. No lie.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!