I remember that one Christmas where I beat my brother about the head with a lead pipe and shived my mom. That year was so epic that none have come close to reaching its levels of awesome; fortunately, Amazon used their Asari powers and found the memory. Thanks Amazon! For $14.99
I can get the gift of murder
and controversy as a late Christmas present! Say what you will, but it's less twisted than Elf Bowling 1 & 2
. No lie.